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[littlefallsmets]

He just knows Teodor's weakness for gourmet breakfasts and hundy-dollar bills, doesn't he?

[goldenchurchhill]

Man that is awesome.  Ray bribes his friends to eat omlettes with him at 5 in the morning.  I have a friend who does the exact same thing, but usually with substances and legal substances. 

Are these new bad guys?

[bonaparte]

I wish that I was a cartoon cat who lived in an imaginary city in California so that I could party with Ray and use the mere pleasure of my company to wheedle delicious cheese omelettes and ben franklins off of him.

I know it's been said before, but Ray Smuckles is a wonderful man.

[robot_god]

He stole Beef's line.

Then again, he's always been interested in 'forty-five degrees.'

[LCB]

And what's with Ray and Beef's thing for terms for eating that start with gr- ? I could roll with that old number grelicious, and gruffle but gruzzle? That sounds kind of disgusting.

[misterqueue]

He stole Beef's line.

Then again, he's always been interested in 'forty-five degrees.'

He's been meaning to learn a little geometry.

(Or maybe he's attempting to keep away from an Isosceles Lock)

[mrdna1]

I like how Ray's line combined with the alt text suggests they've been watching Braveheart for the past nine or ten hours.

edit: and YES, the bottom panel row is how to do creepy darkness.

[jough]

Yes!  Very nice 5AM light there.

Yeah, I don't get the made up gr- words lately.  I mean, you can't exactly gruzzle an omelet, since it is a noun and not a verb.  I think he meant gruffle again, but forgot himself.

[Turbo Ninja]

Link to the strip, friends.  It's a vital component for those who may be reading this IN THE FUTURE.

And the world is full of nouns as verbs - fax, Google, bone...why not gruzzle?

[jough]

Because "gruzzle" means a half-burnt afro.

You can't "half-burn afro" your meal, dude, no matter how hard you try.

[Mite]

There are way too many 'izzles' in that post for me to take it seriously. That definition was written by a white kid from Bethesda..

[Turbo Ninja]

Because "gruzzle" means a half-burnt afro.

You can't "half-burn afro" your meal, dude, no matter how hard you try.

I will contact the people who come up with Taco Bell and Mt. Dew ads.  I will tell these people that they need to start using the word "gruzzle" in a context that implies devouring of a food and/or drink in an extreme way, as if the consumer had gone several days without sustanance.  After a few weeks of ads on Spike TV, ESPN 2 and Comedy Central, kids will be ALL ABOUT gruzzling up some Crunch Wrap Supremes and a liter of Code Red after a long night at the paintball range.

Think outside the bun, Jough.

[melack]

I'm not sure how to feel about Ray bribing Theodore to not check on Phillipe... in the name of Braveheart. Especially when you know he's just gonna purposely leave the room for the scene where Wallace is drawn and quartered, anyways.

[pmcd9]

Beef uses the term gruffle, and while Ray understands it's meaning based on the context of it's usage, he has never actually heard it before.  The next morning he is attempting to use this hip new word, but getting it not quite right.

~Paul

[Xngurevar]

Beef uses the term gruffle, and while Ray understands it's meaning based on the context of it's usage, he has never actually heard it before.  The next morning he is attempting to use this hip new word, but getting it not quite right.

~Paul

No, Ray uses "gruffle" on the 10th, the day before Beef uses it in the bacon-wrapped shrimp context.