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[theinevitable]

dang. I totally did confuse a falafel and a loofah. I hope nobody got an audio recording of me doing that, which will constantly be played on The Daily Show...

[slumpman]

I find it astounding how much Li'l Teodor looks identical in size to Regular Teodor, minus the legs. Also the fact that he was wearing the same boot/pant style as a wee tot is sort of worrying. (Unless that's just the way his legs are, in which case aiiiiiiigh)

I always assumed that, as alive stuffed animals, Teodor and the others were "born" the exact same size they are now. Only their intelligences have grown. Is there evidence to support this? I recall a child Lyle all the same size and playing with a gorilla, though i think that was a guest strip and so maybe not canonical

[swinehund]

I always assumed that, as alive stuffed animals, Teodor and the others were "born" the exact same size they are now. Only their intelligences have grown. Is there evidence to support this? I recall a child Lyle all the same size and playing with a gorilla, though i think that was a guest strip and so maybe not canonical

Wherein Philippe thinks he might be a little taller.

I also take this strip as evidence that he is five, and not retarded.

[lprkn]

Stuffed animals don't grow, they just get more and more used as time passes.

I think that Lyle has been used a lot.

Perhaps by a "Darlene?"

[LCB]

We know Teodor was something of a 'foodie' (ugh, I hate that term) but 6 dollars cans of pork and beans? A $300 ladle when one you could pick up at the dollar store would do the job just as well? I've known these sorts of people.

And yes, that derelict is simply asking if the otter has a dollar of his own or maybe perhaps one his mother gave him. Again, I've known homeless beggars to get all strangely specific when asking for money. "like, hey mister you gots some change for coffee mister, mebbe a dollar or one-a them dollar coins mebbe"

[CortJstr]

I always assumed that, as alive stuffed animals, Teodor and the others were "born" the exact same size they are now. Only their intelligences have grown. Is there evidence to support this? I recall a child Lyle all the same size and playing with a gorilla, though i think that was a guest strip and so maybe not canonical

Well there was the board's birthday although that was more of a "screw you" to us than canon. So how about Téodor's father?

[littlefallsmets]

We know Teodor was something of a 'foodie' (ugh, I hate that term) but 6 dollars cans of pork and beans? A $300 ladle when one you could pick up at the dollar store would do the job just as well? I've known these sorts of people.

I just assumed that everytime a character has something extravagant, its the ill-gotten gain of gambling with Ray, spent quickly that they might not give the money back to him out of pity first.

As an aside, when the homeless fella was rambling, I didn't get anything sexual out of the rambling, I just... you know, I don't know how the homeless gentlemen are up north in the San Fran area but around here, the homeless often say the same idea two or three slightly different ways in the same sentence. I mean, either they're homeless because they're mentally imbalanced or they've gone mentally imbalanced from BEING homeless, yeah? Just sounded like crazy homeless talk.

[slumpman]

Apologies for bringing forced otter... shenanigans to the table. I heard the similar phrase "shake what your momma gave you" inside my head and got carried away! I've changed my mind now, but it wouldn't be the first time an achewood plot has culminated in sexual indecency towards minors

Well there was the board's birthday although that was more of a "screw you" to us than canon. So how about Téodor's father?

I'm not sure what to think of Teodor's family snap. Is it a real photo that he is remembering, or is it one of those imaginary panels that Onstad is fond of using to accompany punchline non-sequitors. But he does mention the fact that he was born, so that's good enough for me.

[lprkn]

Would a homeless person be able to use the MoviePhone Defense?