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[swinehund]

As far as I can tell, every single guy in the dorm had a lady-friend come to sleep over. I didn't see any sleeping bags, so I'm not sure how this worked out. I guess co-ed sleepovers are ok, as long as your mom doesn't find out.

I was amazed by the non-awkwardness of it. Girls were just like "yeah, ok Dan, nice to meet you. Goodnight!"

I guess I'm just wierd, though.

I swear I read this like 5 times to try to tell if you were being facetious or not. Then again my mom didn't care if I had co-ed sleepovers (no sleeping bags), so I may be the weird one.

[AlohaDawg]

oh my god, I did not even notice.

what if the girl had non-crummy boobs!? I did not consider this factor. I think she did. I think they were pretty nice.
still, the story is long, but if the genders had been reversed, I definitely could have said she was going to rape me. I would not have been right, but that was the vibe I was getting. An after-school special vibe, for sure.
our roughly 10-minute  conversation was composed of her trying to get me to drink more, arguing with me to try to get me to drink more, and trying to convince me to go up to her room with her.

so then I just went back to the dorm where I'm staying. As far as I can tell, every single guy in the dorm had a lady-friend come to sleep over. I didn't see any sleeping bags, so I'm not sure how this worked out. I guess co-ed sleepovers are ok, as long as your mom doesn't find out.

I was amazed by the non-awkwardness of it. Girls were just like "yeah, ok Dan, nice to meet you. Goodnight!"

I guess I'm just wierd, though.

Congratulations on avoiding unexpected, unwanted, and inconvenient fatherhood.

[Drastic Action]

Honeycombhideo, an elevator action avatar?  You are bringing back bad memories to me.  That game.  That game!

[Honeycombhideout]

Thank you for reminding me that, when the time is right, I should select a shorter username.

[theinevitable]

swinehund-- I was trying to not be like "everyone in my dorm got their bone on." calling it a "sleepover" just seemed too funny to pass up.

but I was truly amazed by the non-awkwardness. "goodnight! (do not notice that I am not leaving, and that I am instead retiring to the room of this fellow.)"

oh, also, despite all this awkwardness COLLEGE RULES because two hot indian girls took a shower together in our bathroom.

I did not see anything, and there was no hot action going on, but the concept of that happening was pretty exciting.

me and the other PF (potential freshman. or "dude! pre-frosh!" if the person is drunk) just kind of looked at each other with amazed smiles.

there is a local band called Elevator Action. they are pretty rad.

[Honeycombhideout]

unexpected, unwanted, and inconvenient fatherhood

Does the equation change in light of this new information?

oh, also, despite all this awkwardness COLLEGE RULES because two hot indian girls took a shower together in our bathroom.

[MattFish]

oh, also, despite all this awkwardness COLLEGE RULES because two hot indian girls took a shower together in our bathroom.

Why is it that whenever there are hot indian girls they're always running around doing everything as pairs? Has anybody else noticed this?

[AugustWest]

so then I just went back to the dorm where I'm staying.

Which dorm?

[wombat]

Why is it that whenever there are hot indian girls they're always running around doing everything as pairs?

Uh, protection from creepy guys?

[theinevitable]

augustwest-- Dauten.

I think that yes, they do it because of creepy guys.

[miles]

Congratulations on avoiding unexpected, unwanted, and inconvenient fatherhood.

Not to mention syphilis.

[acoxcae]

theinevitable, I think you just had the best college visit experience ever, and you might've missed the significance of it - when I visited Purdue, there were absolutely no girls begging me to come over and drink - it took me a few weeks into freshman year before that happened.

Make the most of it, without losing academic standing or the ability to say, with a straight face, "Why of course I've never had chlamydia!  How silly of you to say!"

[AugustWest]

augustwest-- Dauten.

That's a suite building, right?  Is one side of it right next to Big Bend Blvd?  If so, I lived in that building sophomore year.  But it was called J dorm then.  I also lived in Beaumont, freshman year.  J Dorm was better.

[Honeycombhideout]

And apparently still is.

[littlefallsmets]

People tend to say that college is all about doing drugs and having sex.

But, in retrospect, when I think upon all the people I knew in college and my own experiences, generally speaking, there were very few people BOTH doing lots of drugs AND getting lots of random sex. Think about it.

Most of the people smoking tons of weed and playing around with acid and mushrooms and e... tended to either have a steady boyfriend/girlfriend that they did their drugs with or didn't really bother having sex at all, being so wrapped up in blowing doobies in the cemetery.

And most of the people having tons of random sex weren't doing many drugs at all... they were only doing the tons of drinking that were required to have sex with a person you do not know and then look yourself in the eye in the morning. Drugs would generally just make that feeling worse, not better.

So really, you sort of had to pick your major, sex OR drugs, and roll with it.