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[side_show]

I'm sorry, but this is just ridiculous!

No one ever deserves to have horrible things happen to them, but there is a level of gullibility here that is just unbelievable.

[pmcd9]

I wonder if he was driving the shuttle when he knocked upon these ladies doors.

Fake Doctor - I'm a doctor with the local hospital and we are doing door to door breast exams in your area today, would you be interested in this free service.

Gullible Woman - Are you driving that shuttle bus?

FD - Yes, that's a loaner, my doctor car is in for service.

GW - Come on in, i'll make us some tea.

~Paul

[jough]

Whew!

For a second there, reading the headline, I thought they had finally caught me.

Whew!

[AlohaDawg]

It's so absurd that he got into two homes that it's almost hard to be sympathetic to the victims. Almost. But this guy is really the lowest of the low.

Back in the day, the STD investigators like I used to be really did collect specimens on contacts and suspects in their homes after knocking and identifying themselves. I wonder when the liability level finally caught up with them. The only thing I ever did was draw bloods - although people would often just walk up to you and pull out their junk and say "is this syphilis?"

[Ben-San]

The only thing I ever did was draw bloods - although people would often just walk up to you and pull out their junk and say "is this syphilis?"

You don't have to be an STD investigator to hear that one all the time.

[side_show]

The only thing I ever did was draw bloods - although people would often just walk up to you and pull out their junk and say "is this syphilis?"

And how did you reply to that one? 

[AlohaDawg]

And how did you reply to that one? 

I offered to draw their blood or take them to the clinic. After I told them to pull their ##### back up.

[side_show]

Facinating.  AD, a hetrosexual and married male, has seen more men's junk than me.  That is... rad?

[AlohaDawg]

I only got to see the low quality junk - all with discharges and rashes and poxes and chancres. Trust me, it's not close to good. When you can step into an exam room and SMELL that the dude's junk is out....trouble. Every kind.

I never understood how people could let these kind of diseases get out of hand before they sought help. Second question was how they could be having sex with their junk in that condition.

I'm glad I got out of that business. I was really starting to get cynical about humanity.

[wombat]

Second question was how they could be having sex with their junk in that condition.

And with who. OMG.

[lprkn]

Maybe more of a question of what.

[miles]

And with who. OMG.

Someone else with junk in the same condition.  Duh.

[robot_god]

And with who. OMG.

Pus fetishists.

[Mite]

I think there's a reason people don't use recreational drungs and then bonk in well-lit areas.

[side_show]

Mite: recreational dungs or drugs?  That's one disturbing image floating in my mind that I don't want to follow through on!

AD: Diseased or not, you have gazed upon more junk than I.  I've probably done more public demonstations of "how to put on a condom" though.  I'm sure I've thrown more rubber c*ckes across high school theatre stages than you.

And smelling it when you enter a room.  There... there must be a particular funk... and then you just know... an Au D'Diseased Junk.  That's just fantastic.  I am imagining the look on your face, AD, when you enter said room.  The smell enters your nose.  You don't look pleased.  The displeasure crosses you face for just a second, then you mask it with a totally placid look of clinical professionallism, stealing yourself to the task at hand.  Did you want to tell them to have some dignity, AD?  To just seriously, have some dignity?  I mean, it is understandable that there is a threshold of embarrassment, you know the point where your discomfort needs to exceed your embarrassment.  Yet, I imagine that the longer one draws it out, the more embarrassing it gets and the worse it gets.

For anyone on the board who is oozing puss, I have never had diseased junk and took measures to make sure I never got diseased junk, so it is hard for me to be sympathetic.  I am sorry if I am hurting your feelings.  Please, just remember to have some dignity.  It's okay to... to have some dignity.