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Well DUH
« on: April 21, 2006, 08:00:59 pm »
Clearly I could have told them this.

Interesting they are having trouble finding a similar distraction in women. 

Anyway, this is basically my entire life they are reporting on.
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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2006, 08:12:56 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on April 21, 2006, 08:11:04 pm

(yes, my third is longer than my first)

Mine too, and yet I still do not grow facial hair... CONFOUNDING!
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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2006, 08:20:04 pm »
A lot of studies have been conducted that have linked digit ratio to various psychological traits, most notably sexual orientation.


This article definitively proves what I had already suspected: Science is never, ever wrong.
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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2006, 09:10:48 pm »
How the hell would anyone agree to less than half of £10 in a business deal in which they have to strike the best deal possible? I'm pretty sure some cleavage doesn't make a man forget simple arithmetic.

My index finger is a fair bit longer than my ring finger. From what I know about these things, I will be either gay, poor at sports, particuarly feminine and/or a communist. A life as a hairdresser beckons. (No offense to any real life hairdressers you are all awesome)
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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2006, 09:37:47 pm »
I got the ring fingers longer, and I have hell of facial hair.  In fact, I am sporting a sick-ass beard.  Now I'm gonna go lift weights and hit on chicks at a mall.  Then, prostate cancer.  Then, use a lasso.
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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2006, 05:31:05 pm »
hm.

what does it mean that they are the same length?

actually, my index finger is larger by a very tiny amount. Hmm.
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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2006, 07:16:36 am »
Probably just that you have an affinity for interior decoration and drinks with umbrellas in them.
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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2006, 10:14:43 am »
But in a macho way, like the umbrellas will have camoflage patterns on them or something.
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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2006, 01:08:01 am »
As long as you decorate using a sports bar motif, you'll be okay. Neon signs are good.
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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2006, 01:27:56 am »
hm. I now realized-- on one hand, the index finger is the same lenth. on the other, it is slightly shorter.

so I guess my right hand is manly, and my left hand is questionable.
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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2006, 01:31:58 am »
Man, my ring finger is a good centimeter shorter than my index finger.  Somehow I always knew, but I guess I can stop only wearing the dresses at night now.
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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2006, 08:31:27 pm »
My index finger is a lot longer, and I sometimes wear dresses.

However I also like professional wrestling and the idea of pulling trucks.

SCIENCE! It is never wrong, but it is sometimes drunk.
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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2006, 10:31:26 pm »
My ring finger is a centimetre longer than the index; you can tell from the marks I left on my wife's face.

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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2006, 03:38:20 pm »
Quote from: 1 on May 08, 2006, 10:31:26 pm
My ring finger is a centimetre longer than the index; you can tell from the marks I left on my wife's face.

*high fives*

Nice first effort at establishing your legacy here. Bloody kids these days, eh?
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Re: Well DUH
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2006, 04:22:09 pm »
Quote from: 1 on May 08, 2006, 10:31:26 pm
My ring finger is a centimetre longer than the index; you can tell from the marks I left on my wife's face.

*high fives*

Ya know what I think? I think this character isn't even married. He has no wife! He's a lier! No go to hell and think about what you've done!
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