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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #30 on: April 27, 2006, 12:11:03 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on April 26, 2006, 09:58:38 pm
I don't have any asian coworkers to observe.  Shitload of Navajos though, what do they do funny?

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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #31 on: April 27, 2006, 12:17:22 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on April 27, 2006, 12:11:03 am
Speak in a language that nobody else can understand, thereby (with a lil' help from Nic Cage) WINNING WORLD WAR II!

Why don't you have 500 cans?

~Paul
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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #32 on: April 27, 2006, 12:40:31 am »
What are these  cuh-ans of which you speak?
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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #33 on: April 27, 2006, 03:07:27 am »
Okay, so for those of you who don't know I'm Metis.  This means I've heard them all. 

What did the Navajos girl say when she was making love for the first time?
"Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes."

A Cree woman to her husband:
"Hey your kid and my kid are beating up our kid."

A little explaination on the next one: in Winnipeg the main brand of garbage dumpster is BFI.

What does BFI stand for?
Bed for Indians.
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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #34 on: April 27, 2006, 03:28:31 am »
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Okay, so for those of you who don't know I'm Metis.  This means I've heard them all. 


Yeah, I feel that way about lawyer jokes.
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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #35 on: April 27, 2006, 03:30:47 am »
Quote from: side_show on April 27, 2006, 03:07:27 am
A little explaination on the next one: in Winnipeg the main brand of garbage dumpster is BFI.

I think BFI is pretty much the main brand of dumpster everywhere.

~Paul
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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #36 on: April 27, 2006, 03:33:01 am »
damn.

you would think that this fact would mean that you would not have heard them all.

this proves that people are jerks.

as long as we're talking about insensitive racial comments, my friend and I declared that we were going to start a band called "Legion of Asian Pre-meds". I wrote this on a napkin in very small handwriting, showed it to her, and then erased it, and ripped up the napkin.

next time we saw an asian friend of ours: "oh man! guess what dan just said!"


my favorite racial joke of all time, however, is this: (I am sorry, it is from a horrible teen drama. it is my one guilty pleasure.)

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?





A pilot, you fuck*ng racist!
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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #37 on: April 27, 2006, 03:41:30 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on April 27, 2006, 03:33:01 am
damn.

you would think that this fact would mean that you would not have heard them all.

this proves that people are jerks.

Actually, each of the jokes above was told to me by another Aborginal person.  We are jerks to ourselves.

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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #38 on: April 27, 2006, 03:56:08 am »
Did Melanie just give us permission to take some guilty pleasure by telling racist jokes?

Did she?  Because I think she did?

A couple of weeks ago I met a lady who babysits four Navajo children.  This one is a beautiful, but boy could she pull a face.

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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #39 on: April 27, 2006, 01:08:43 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on April 27, 2006, 05:13:16 am
Does this permission extend to me mocking Canada again too?

'Cause I miss that like canucks miss their front teeth.

Dude, don't mock Canada unless you want the creepy old guys in wheelchairs to come get you. With their brooms.
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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #40 on: April 27, 2006, 01:58:37 pm »
Their curling brooms!
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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #41 on: April 27, 2006, 02:40:39 pm »
As long as we're doing the racist joke thing, this is the best one I've ever heard.  Apologies in advance.

Q: A black guy and a mexican guy are racing towards the edge of a cliff.  Who wins?

A: Society!
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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #42 on: April 27, 2006, 09:14:24 pm »
Want to confuse a Jewish guy?  Give him a coupon for free ham.

it is the juxtaposition of the stereotypes that is funny, more so than the stereotypes themselves.
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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #43 on: April 28, 2006, 12:44:08 am »
So a Scotsman and a Jew are in a restaurant. When the waitress appears with the check, the Scotsman says, "I'll take the tab." The next day's newspaper headlines say, "Jewish Ventriloquist Found Slain."
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Re: Jock beats up nerd, with a twist!
« Reply #44 on: April 28, 2006, 02:54:08 pm »
You're all going to think I'm horrible, but this is the racist joke no one could make up.


I'm sorry, I'm so sorry black people.  Please forgive me.

You know I can't even justify putting that up.
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