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[misterqueue]

On the other hand, he is a stuffed animal, so he wouldn't die of asphyxiation, just be stuck in the fridge forever. ALMOST as amusing, and a good way to kill him off plotwise, not that anyone wants that.

Oh stop it, you're just trying to entice me into my dreamworld.


(In all reality without the cuteness Achewood would lose a certain angle in that there would be no "Innocent" pawn to do horrible things to and that would indeed be missed.  But I, for one, could do without seeing that little fucker dancing with a cake ever again.)

[theinevitable]

wait. wait.

you were trapped in a fridge only two years ago, and you're suggesting that Phillipe should die in a fridge accident?

Hey Judy, stick your finger in these little holes in the wall... I swear, my mom said it was ok.

[Drygioni]

wait. wait.

you were trapped in a fridge only two years ago, and you're suggesting that Phillipe should die in a fridge accident?

Hey Judy, stick your finger in these little holes in the wall... I swear, my mom said it was ok.

Everyone, here is your chance one again to see how teenagers develop. In my first year of teenagerhood, I got trapped in a fridge. In my third year, I very nearly made an inappropriate comment involving inevitable's mum.

I am sorry for this, inevitable. I do not know why this happened. It was all those potentially innuendoic words mixed together. I am sorry.

[misterqueue]

In my third year, I very nearly made an inappropriate comment involving inevitable's mum.

*whsipers* Go ahead Judy.. you know you want to... do it do it do it do it do it do it

*titters like a schoolgirl*

[jough]

In my third year, I very nearly made an inappropriate comment involving inevitable's mum.

I don't know how inappropriate that is, Judy.  I mean, theinevitable's mum is a filthy whore, after all.

[theinevitable]

that reminds me of something I was saying to Hobot last night... wait... nevermind.

actually, what my mom said was "putting your fingers in those holes is like... imagine it's Judy's mom. It isn't very safe unless you use a condom."
my dad and a bunch of his friends heard. They all laughed, because come on dude, your mom is a huge slut. I heard one time she had her pu$$y wrapped entirely around this guy's head. TRUE STORY.

The stage of teenage development that I am at:

I was so close to saying one of these two things:

Actually, my mom passed away when I was 10. I was using "mom" more generally

a friend of mine actually used that one. The kid who she said this to cried. She then moved away, so I think he still has that on his conscience.
or:

Yeah, actually my parents are divorced because my mom was cheating on my dad.
so yeah, she is a slut. I hate her.

[side_show]

theinevitable's mum is a filthy whore, after all.

She's such a whore that she lives in a log cabin she built in Gina's pu$$y, and loves it.

[misterqueue]

She's such a whore that she lives in a log cabin she built in Gina's pu$$y, and loves it.

I once asked her how the view was but all she said was "MURFFF BURRF HURRRR" mostly because it's really hard to talk with my dick in her mouth.

(That's what you get for trying to goad me with your Hobot talk TI.  THAT IS WHAT YOU GET!)

[theinevitable]

yeah, well, she told me about that. we were trading embarassing stories-- I told her about the time I went back in time and fucked your mom. THAT'S RIGHT, I AM YOUR DAD.

side_show: Oh yeah!? Well, I heard that you only get to go to indonesia because you're a huge slut! You... you fuck dudes! A lot of them!

[jough]

Sorry Dan, I was using humour above and hope that you understood that I do not know anything of your maternal situation.  Your mom may or may not be a total filthy fuck*ng whore.  I have no idea either way.  I was just trying to diffuse the tension with SONG.

Also, my mom did die when I was eleven, but I usually will not mention this if someone insults my mother on a message board.

[misterqueue]

Also, my mom did die when I was eleven, but I usually will not mention this if someone insults my mother on a message board.

Damn man,  way to bum everybody out.  If it wasn't so close to your Birthday I would chide you.*


*Really, I am very sorry to hear about your mom.

[theinevitable]

dang. My maternal situation is actually good. I was just being silly. I did not particularly take offense (Q's comment, on the other hand, will earn him some vengeance.)

I am sorry that I said people's mom's were whores.

Jough, that is such a sad thing.

[Drygioni]

actually, what my mom said was "putting your fingers in those holes is like... imagine it's Judy's mom. It isn't very safe unless you use a condom."
my dad and a bunch of his friends heard. They all laughed, because come on dude, your mom is a huge slut. I heard one time she had her pu$$y wrapped entirely around this guy's head. TRUE STORY.

So help me, I am not fighting man, but if you insult my dear mother one more time I will rip your arm off and beat your skinny ass. WHITE BOY

I feel sorry for this thread. From a nice discussion to mum insults. This is the kind of board we all peruse.

[jough]

At least no one has threatened to shank someone and leave them in a ditch yet.

[misterqueue]

Don't get me started.. I will stab some jaws if need be... but there are a lot of people here, I may have to outsource some shanking to Ash.