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The box closed!! What is he to do?  How are they going to find him??!?!?!

This strip was kind of lame, actually.  Building plot, I suppose.


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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2006, 06:44:02 am »

The momentary nostalgia on Teodor's face made me pine for the Scandinavian pornography I used to own as a child. 

Are otters susceptible to the dangers of plastic six-pack rings? If even one of those remain in that cooler, someone's gonna need to watch an instructional video on how to properly dispose of such refuse.
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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2006, 06:53:11 am »

As of yesterday's and today's strips, this ark is totally redeemed.

I think my favorite is Phillipe's sudden blank face as the Roofies sleep deprivation hits.

STUPID JERK FRIDGE!!
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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2006, 07:59:18 am »

I like the stuff with Phillipe (aw!) but don't understand Teodor's sudden disgust with ye olde porn.
Any theories?
I assumed it was because those ropey old porn mags feature hideous people from the 70s gettin' it on and Teodor is used to a much better class of slut.
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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2006, 08:15:51 am »

I like the stuff with Phillipe (aw!) but don't understand Teodor's sudden disgust with ye olde porn.
Any theories?
I assumed it was because those ropey old porn mags feature hideous people from the 70s gettin' it on and Teodor is used to a much better class of slut.

I'm guessing he abruptly realized that this porn had been Utilized by a blood-vomiting wino and/or a toothless huffer slut.
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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2006, 09:24:08 am »

Aha, yes, that is more than plausible and warranting much disgust.
Have a tiny, virtual, can of Dr Pepper sir.
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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2006, 09:45:03 am »

The stuffed animal remembers what he and his friend Justin did with the porn on the door when they were kids.

He is disgusted.
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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2006, 11:08:31 am »

well shit.

philippe is going to die.
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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2006, 11:21:05 am »

Teodor got a splinter in his finger.

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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2006, 12:55:44 pm »

My guess is that Teodor lighted on the idea that it could be the same magazine he had owned as a kid, carefully preserved by winos and mounted into this weird little porno shrine. Add that to what winos must do at such a shrine, and... yeeah.

On one hand, things are looking bad for Philippe. On the other, coolers aren't airtight, as far as I know, so if he doesn't get sucked into the undertow or expoded by a shark he could be okay.
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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2006, 01:06:09 pm »

I can't believe we're discussing this. He was holding the door, followed by look of shock and dropping, followed by wiping off his hands. Clearly he's afraid of what fluids might still be present.
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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2006, 01:26:06 pm »

phillipe, open this door right now!

what will happen. damn.
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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2006, 01:57:31 pm »

My guess is that Teodor lighted on the idea that it could be the same magazine he had owned as a kid, carefully preserved by winos and mounted into this weird little porno shrine.

And this porno shrine actually belongs to his old friend Justin, who's become a vomiting wino and/or a toothless huffer slut. Téodor should run into him in next strip or two.
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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2006, 02:08:09 pm »

Ah, back at our old place, they were in the process of demolishing a house near us, and there was a mad pile of discarded porno all scattered on top of, around and under a soiled matress.  It was a sight to behold.

Also, rodger, WTF is up with your avatar?  Do you.. do you have a scary eyeball related theme going on?
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Re: Blood-Vomiting Winos and Toothless Huffer Sluts - 27 April 2006
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2006, 02:11:14 pm »

I can't believe we're discussing this. He was holding the door, followed by look of shock and dropping, followed by wiping off his hands. Clearly he's afraid of what fluids might still be present.

Thank you!  That is the correct answer.  Come on, people.
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