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Re: Isn't that thoughtful of Onstad...
« Reply #75 on: May 01, 2006, 06:47:15 am »
If there's some dude in Seattle ruffling you's guyses feathers, I can take care of him. I live in Seattle, too. Just give me the word.
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Re: Isn't that thoughtful of Onstad...
« Reply #76 on: May 01, 2006, 12:32:23 pm »
I can see it now.  "Nice cup of coffee you got there.  Shame if anything happened to it."
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Re: Isn't that thoughtful of Onstad...
« Reply #77 on: May 01, 2006, 02:17:49 pm »
LOL

+ 4100 cans!
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Re: Isn't that thoughtful of Onstad...
« Reply #78 on: May 01, 2006, 03:21:25 pm »
See, I laughed at that too wombat, but in jough giving you 4100 cans, tossing you one can seems so pointless.

Oh what the hell, here's another tiny can.
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Re: Isn't that thoughtful of Onstad...
« Reply #79 on: May 01, 2006, 03:24:08 pm »
Yeah.. I've basically stopped even giving them out for this very reason.  Now I laugh and then smile in a self-satisfied wistfull way, and maybe I swirl a snifter of Scotch or some such... this is what I do now instead.
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Re: Isn't that thoughtful of Onstad...
« Reply #80 on: May 01, 2006, 03:59:28 pm »
Quote from: side_show on May 01, 2006, 03:21:25 pm
but in jough giving you 4100 cans, tossing you one can seems so pointless.


Really, every last tiny can is pathetically appreciated.  Thank you.
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Re: Isn't that thoughtful of Onstad...
« Reply #81 on: May 01, 2006, 04:49:41 pm »
My offer still stands!
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Re: Isn't that thoughtful of Onstad...
« Reply #82 on: May 01, 2006, 05:39:53 pm »
Yeah, if you can find out who was posting as "jough" on there, I've got a lead pipe you can use.  PM me with your address and I'll make sure it gets out to you.
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Re: Isn't that thoughtful of Onstad...
« Reply #83 on: May 01, 2006, 05:42:50 pm »
Quote from: jough on May 01, 2006, 05:39:53 pm
Yeah, if you can find out who was posting as "jough" on there, I've got a lead pipe you can use.  PM me with your address and I'll make sure it gets out to you.

Wasn't me.  I only post as jough here.
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