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[pmcd9]

Oh yeah, I didn't see that coming.  Ray will save Philippe with Airwolf.  Awesome.

~Paul

[pmcd9]

Also, perfect 7 a.m. eyes.

Hey it's Keith Hernandez.  Tell us about the time you struck out with Elaine Benez.

~Paul

[Roger]

Naw, the only point in a really huge laser is carving your name and/or face into the moon.

The ultimate act of vandalism!

Ray's getting Airwolf. Maybe next week he'll get K.I.T.T.

I don't think so. He should get Airwolf and Blue Thunder, and put the two choppers to fight each other. Thus solving a lifelong childhood question as to who beats who.

[cellardoor]

Attach the laser to Airwolf, rescue Phillipe, shoot the dog poo off of Beef's feet and maybe wreck some skeezy slut-huffers all in one super-sized strip!

[FlipConstantine]

Man double plus to the guys predicting ray will swoop in with the helichopper and save the day.  That is downright prescience if you ask me.  Also, this seems like a good time to burn one and then watch my airwolf dvd collection.  Goddamn "school" and "responsibilities".

[Hobot]

Onstad is the master of the artful use of italics:  "Pale green, both eyes open, delighted expression."

As to the "no technology to guard against this" bit, I suggest firing up that badass laser.  Lasers fix everything.  There is nothing they can't do.

[slumpman]

The strip makes me feel sad for ray. All of his friends are away on an adventure and so he sits alone in a chair until 7am. Doesn't the dude have a hobby?

[FlipConstantine]

The strip makes me feel sad for ray. All of his friends are away on an adventure and so he sits alone in a chair until 7am. Doesn't the dude have a hobby?

The dude's hobby is bringing the eBay moves no one said could be done.  He is the thomas edison of googling all kinds of stuff up on ebay.

[Xngurevar]

Is this in fact the first depiction of a bong (the kind you smoke) in Achewood?

I am well pleased.  But why isn't it three feet tall and shaped like a dragon?

[evan]

Predictably enough there are already two ebay auctions with the title "WHAT'S THE BEST THING YOU GOT".

[FlipConstantine]

Is this in fact the first depiction of a bong (the kind you smoke) in Achewood?

I am well pleased.  But why isn't it three feet tall and shaped like a dragon?

I know this is not the first time such an implement has appeared, but for the life of me I cannot find the dang strip.  It is the one which leads up to Ray deciding that "No one should be a cock to a stranger" and that Teodor would like a piece of driftwood with "the cure" written on it.  Someone give me a hand here.

[V-Adore]

Predictably enough there are already two ebay auctions with the title "WHAT'S THE BEST THING YOU GOT".

I would like to submit it as the saddest thing that the best thing this guy has is half a bag of jalapeno pretzels. Especially with the "Warning! By the end of the auction it might be an empty bag of Jalapeno pretzels, depends on how hungry I get. YOU WERE WARNED!" rider.

[smick]

Is this in fact the first depiction of a bong (the kind you smoke) in Achewood?

I am well pleased.  But why isn't it three feet tall and shaped like a dragon?

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01272005

It is indeed from the party in the bathroom that leads up to Ray being from history, and not being cocks to strangers.

[slumpman]

The dude's hobby is bringing the eBay moves no one said could be done.  He is the thomas edison of googling all kinds of stuff up on ebay.

He can't recall the last time he used ebay! i know he's stoned n'all, but "i'm craaazy for that shit!" this smacks desperately of "i'm not lonely or bored, no, i have this amazing passion for an auction website that i rarely peruse". He has his Friday Parties which may or may not even occur anymore and if buying a helicopter doesn't constitute a midlife crisis then i simply don't know.

[robot_god]

I would like to submit it as the saddest thing that the best thing this guy has is half a bag of jalapeno pretzels. Especially with the "Warning! By the end of the auction it might be an empty bag of Jalapeno pretzels, depends on how hungry I get. YOU WERE WARNED!" rider.

omgggggg Jalapeno pretzels are so good.


Also, Ray has been known to have mild hallucinations after smoking a bong.  He thinks he is buying a helicoptor and might end up paying 20 million for diet pills and a pair of stretch #####.