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[jough]

I'm not sure if that deserves more cans or deserves cans to be taken away.

[V-Adore]

You're more or less right about how this will go down, but you're forgetting the initial abortive attempt to form an "official" Queue messageboard, on which Q is abusive and locks/deletes threads all the time before nuking it. That's all, really...

[misterqueue]

You're more or less right about how this will go down, but you're forgetting the initial abortive attempt to form an "official" Queue messageboard, on which Q is abusive and locks/deletes threads all the time before nuking it. That's all, really...

That sounds like the old Stad in the Dumbrella days.


DAAAYAAAMN!! 

(Yes I realize this was the joke.. but you know.. I can't resist.  We now return you to your regularly scheduled co-ed fuck*ng.  "Take it you sweet little schoolgirl you!")

[theinevitable]

oh my god, Q, you officially do the thing that I do.

it pisses off my friends so much.

"get it! the brick! from the beginning of the joke! that's why it's funny!"

"yeah Dan, we got it."

[side_show]

Ah inevitable, See, when we were in the workshop for my play, one of the actors figured out this deep metaphorical theme in the play, and he turned to the director and I, and excitedly started talking about what he had figured out, sort of like he was explaining it to us, and then half way through explaining it, he realized he was explaining it to the director and writer as we smiled and nodded, and then he just sort of just petered out.  I told him that I was glad he noticed and that he had earned extra "actor points." I almost, almost, introduced the concept of tiny cans of Dr. Pepper into the rehearsals, you know - for shits and giggles, but decided it was best not to.

[theinevitable]

goodness.

I try hard not to do that. but sometimes I do it anyway.
when I do that with jokes, it is on purpose. because I find it funny.

[Doc]

That sounds pretty hot actually.

Any post that ends with this, that is pretty much MisterQueue style.

[Carlos del Vaca]

every time a newbie posts something dumb, people shout "Read the old threads before posting."  Now someone's reading old threads, and it's somehow freakish?

there is NO PLEASING YOU PEOPLE

[Drygioni]

every time a newbie posts something dumb, people shout "Read the old threads before posting."  Now someone's reading old threads, and it's somehow freakish?

there is NO PLEASING YOU PEOPLE

Maybe so. But the kind of person we're dealing with here will stop at NOTHING to use every scrap of evidence he can find in this forum to (insert horrible/terrifying/sexual act here.)

Or he might just be a REALLY good noob. The kind who studies. A pro.

[pmcd9]

every time a newbie posts something dumb, people shout "Read the old threads before posting."  Now someone's reading old threads, and it's somehow freakish?

there is NO PLEASING YOU PEOPLE

Maybe they are planning on using the knowledge to start another messageboard dedicated to mocking this one.

~Paul

[misterqueue]

Maybe they are using to stalk each and every one of you, individually.

[wombat]

there is NO PLEASING YOU PEOPLE

Yeah. Isn't it one of our most endearing qualities?

[CortJstr]

Maybe so. But the kind of person we're dealing with here will stop at NOTHING to use every scrap of evidence he can find in this forum to (insert horrible/terrifying/sexual act here.)

Or he might just be a REALLY good noob. The kind who studies. A pro.

It's Project 2501 having finally attained sentience. It's scouring the internet to learn about humanity and, god help it, it started with us.

[lprkn]

Let's just hope it models its emerging personality on Wombat or Sideshow. Because if certain other members were used as templates, well, we just might have another SkyNet on our hands.

[AlohaDawg]

Maybe they are planning on using the knowledge to start another messageboard dedicated to mocking this one.

~Paul

No, the actual plan is more complex than that - it's three mocking messageboards down the line before it comes to fruition.