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THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« on: May 04, 2006, 03:03:03 am »
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2006, 07:06:50 am »
I have no money with which to buy SatanBear.
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2006, 08:41:51 am »
uh, that seems like a real long ebay post. 
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2006, 11:01:38 am »
good lord, I am terrified.

that bear looks like the devil for real.
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2006, 03:30:07 pm »
THE BEST THING I GOT now has a low one dollar opening bid.
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2006, 05:29:50 pm »
That is a long eBay post and I must admit I didn't read any of it except for the opening paragraph before the picture.

By the way, evil ghost and spirits do not exist.

This will become a good conversation about the movie Poltergeist!
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2006, 05:40:22 pm »
Quote from: Hobo Frenzy on May 04, 2006, 05:29:50 pm
That is a long eBay post and I must admit I didn't read any of it except for the opening paragraph before the picture.


Me either, but dang if that bear doesn't look like Alf's evil twin.
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2006, 05:43:54 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on May 04, 2006, 05:40:22 pm
Me either, but dang if that bear doesn't look like Alf's evil twin.

I thought Alf was the evil twin?
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2006, 05:59:23 pm »
Ok I was really bored so I read the whole thing. It was slightly believeable up until the part where the bear had the knife. It was an interesting story though.  :-*
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2006, 06:11:57 pm »
How do you know which parts were insanity / hallucinations and which were real?
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2006, 07:51:28 pm »
god damn, things like that are why I can never live alone. No matter how much I rationally think things out, stupid scary shit will bother me.
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2006, 08:16:37 pm »
Quote from: Fooker on May 04, 2006, 06:11:57 pm
How do you know which parts were insanity / hallucinations and which were real?

As an eBay item I was assuming you were describing it with real factual details. If I had a daydream about my car driving 240 mph on the Nuremberg I don't think I'd include it in my item description. Unless, of course, this is a feature of the bear. By owning this will I experience cool hallucinations and temporary insanity as you suggest? This could work, ya know. I say go with it; try to work it into the deal that the winning bidder will also be able to enjoy simulated horror film moments!
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2006, 08:31:40 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on May 04, 2006, 07:51:28 pm
god damn, things like that are why I can never live alone. No matter how much I rationally think things out, stupid scary shit will bother me.

So have you ever like, been walking up a dark flight of stairs and turn around and look down into the blackness and just completely expect some kind of demon-ghoul to totally fly into your face.  Man, I'm always ready for that one.

It's almost dissapointing.
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2006, 08:54:34 pm »
egh, it's more of the "holy shit, I swear there's something behind me... ok... ok, on three I'm turning around... one... two... *cat walks out from behind sofa* OH FUCK!"

or this one time, because my ex-girlfriend was not very nice about my terror, she started prank-calling me. she had somehow blocked my cellphone's caller-id, and she called like 10 times. I just said "whatever, someone is fuck*ng with me"
and then she called me, (fake) crying, and said that someone kept calling her, and she could hear them breathing, etc.

even after she told me it was her I figured it out, I was so revved up that I couldn't sleep.
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Re: THIS IS THE BEST THING I GOT
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2006, 09:09:55 pm »
No, but have you ever been in a big indoor parking garage walking to your car, and no one else is around, and you hear ominous music, and you turn around....

No, not that either.  Because I never park in parking garages.  No good can come of it.  If you see it on TV and in the movies it must be true.
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