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They're probably six feet long. - 5 May 2006
« on: May 05, 2006, 04:40:32 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=05052006

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Re: They're probably six feet long. May 5, 2006
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2006, 04:44:09 am »
I am so totally in love with with Phillipe's serenely accepting his own death face, you can see it also here.
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Re: They're probably six feet long. May 5, 2006
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2006, 04:47:42 am »
I love that a Airwolf is faster than any jet, has a working rescue claw, and obviously has a good enough computer control system to make it pilotable by a novice (hellacopters are hell of hard to fly) and yet it has fake headphones and prop "missiles."  (Which still make pretty darn big "POUF"s if you ask me.)
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Re: They're probably six feet long. May 5, 2006
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2006, 04:49:02 am »
Date in the title?  was it there the whole time and I'm just dumb or what?

Also, I LOVE the drawing of God.  Hilarious!
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Re: They're probably six feet long. May 5, 2006
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2006, 04:51:04 am »
Does Philippe only address God in capital letters ("You") when he is in His presence?

The first panel is lovely; that is precisely what underwater motion looks like.
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Re: They're probably six feet long. May 5, 2006
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2006, 04:53:30 am »
Further thoughts:

Who is the poor intern at USA Networks who has to make assemble all those model rockets?
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Re: They're probably six feet long. May 5, 2006
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2006, 04:55:13 am »
Quote from: colmore on May 05, 2006, 04:47:42 am
I love that a Airwolf is faster than any jet, has a working rescue claw, and obviously has a good enough computer control system to make it pilotable by a novice (hellacopters are hell of hard to fly) and yet it has fake headphones and prop "missiles."  (Which still make pretty darn big "POUF"s if you ask me.)

I think T is at least a little knowledgeable about heela-copters, as evidenced by "doctored up estes comanche with a D engine".  Just sayin man.
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Re: They're probably six feet long. May 5, 2006
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2006, 04:59:00 am »
http://www2.towerhobbies.com/cgi-bin/wti0001p?&I=LXF375&P=M

The estes comanche is a model rocket.  Why do I care so much about model rockets? Because I went to Space Camp, that's why.
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Re: They're probably six feet long. May 5, 2006
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2006, 04:59:51 am »
Well damn there goes my rebuttal.
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Re: They're probably six feet long. May 5, 2006
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2006, 05:09:04 am »
Quote from: Doc on May 05, 2006, 04:44:09 am
I am so totally in love with with Phillipe's serenely accepting his own death face, you can see it also here.

Seeing that comic makes me realise how glad I am that Phillipe's ##### have been toned down. They were too weird back then. All huge and ballooning with funky shit kicker boots.
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Re: They're probably six feet long. May 5, 2006
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2006, 06:35:36 am »
Oh, man, Philippe's vision of God is great. He gives out toothbrushes!

I think we all have to admit that he's totally adorable here. I mean, seriously.
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Re: They're probably six feet long. May 5, 2006
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2006, 09:14:42 am »
Dentist is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children. Do you understand?

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Re: They're probably six feet long. May 5, 2006
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2006, 09:17:08 am »
Quote from: colmore on May 05, 2006, 04:47:42 am
I love that a Airwolf is faster than any jet, has a working rescue claw, and obviously has a good enough computer control system to make it pilotable by a novice (hellacopters are hell of hard to fly) and yet it has fake headphones and prop "missiles."  (Which still make pretty darn big "POUF"s if you ask me.)

you've hit upon the central problem with this whole airwolf thing. did ray buy one of the bell 222's they used on the show "airwolf" (which would just be a black 80's heelacopter with funky lights and shit), or did he actually buy, you know, airwolf?

i expect 20 pages from each of you, with applicable citations and textual analysis that reveals a deep familiarity with the source material.
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Re: They're probably six feet long. May 5, 2006
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2006, 10:11:39 am »
Quote from: ndpatel on May 05, 2006, 09:17:08 am
...or did he actually buy, you know, airwolf?

Well, think about it. Airwolf is a fictional heelacopter, so how could the super-rich talking cat in the shades possibly buy the 'real' Airwolf from eBay?

Be realistic.
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Re: They're probably six feet long. May 5, 2006
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2006, 11:00:48 am »
I am glad that phillipe did not have to die.
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