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Aw, why learn Chinese just to go bug a guy - 8 May 2006
« on: May 08, 2006, 08:30:41 am »

That guy!

So, looks like there won't be any Ultra Peanut after all...



...or will there???

Probably no.
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Re: 8th May, 2006 - Aw, why learn Chinese just to go bug a guy
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2006, 08:43:51 am »

I don't really have anything to say, but Philippe's face on the bottom row was awesome.  All three panels.
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Re: 8th May, 2006 - Aw, why learn Chinese just to go bug a guy
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2006, 09:06:13 am »

That fuck*ng guy.
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Re: 8th May, 2006 - Aw, why learn Chinese just to go bug a guy
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2006, 09:31:19 am »

And the moral of the story is, when in doubt, lie to a child.
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Re: 8th May, 2006 - Aw, why learn Chinese just to go bug a guy
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2006, 09:40:41 am »

Are you sure it's a lie?
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Re: 8th May, 2006 - Aw, why learn Chinese just to go bug a guy
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2006, 09:56:09 am »

File under "A" for Awww!
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Re: 8th May, 2006 - Aw, why learn Chinese just to go bug a guy
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2006, 10:02:15 am »

Are you sure it's a lie?

You bring up an interesting point.

However, and its very late so I don't remember all of my logic lessons from high school mathematics off-hand, there's a Theorem of The Gullible Child or... as intellectual wags later somewhat cynically dubbed it Webster's Law:

The more a child believes something an adult has told them, the better the chances are that this fact was completely made up.

Since Phillipe not only believed Teodor but believed him so much that his entire demeanor did a 180, it can be assumed that the odds are very likely that it is a total fabrication.

When you tell a child, for example, that all the toys were bought by Mommy and Daddy working very hard, they were the fruits of the endless humiliation and suffering that is Earning Money, a child's just not gonna believe it. A child wants to be happy, you understand, it is its natural state, its not gonna handle very well that this GI Joe Thunderclap playset that brings them such job is actually the byproduct of something that makes Daddy occasionally look whistfully over the edges of very high buildings. It cannot be so.

Tell them a morbidly obese immortal who can shapeshift down chimneys and travel faster than the speed of light gave them the toy because they're so special and they will buy that until nearly puberty.

Why do I lose teeth, a child asks. A child does not really understand death, you cannot tell a child "Well, this is nature's way of telling you that a chunk of your life, the easiest chunk of life, is gone now. Hormonal confusion and hard labour await, quickly followed by the swift dreamless abyss of unbeing."

If you tell her it is so a winged imp can give her a small amount of money, bingo. It is accepted.

When you tell a child that the divorce had nothing to do with them, it was that mommy and daddy aren't just getting along, bingo, it is accepted. There are all sorts of examples like this throughout history.

Webster's Law.

And the fact that Phillipe's 180 was accepted in such a rough and tumble "well, golllllly, you're right!" sort of way "gosh, he's a good egg, that couch" in the manner of a shoeshine boy who believed that he was left a crappy tip, only to find out it was an amazing tip? This just cinches the deal.

It is called The Buckaroo Corollary.
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Re: 8th May, 2006 - Aw, why learn Chinese just to go bug a guy
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2006, 10:23:48 am »

And now Teodor's purpose in this arc is revealed.

"...or the dog can't find anywhere else to get pregnant." Yikes.
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Re: 8th May, 2006 - Aw, why learn Chinese just to go bug a guy
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2006, 11:03:10 am »

There's just something so wrong about the bottom row...

I mean, WTF is with this happy Phillippe going "That Couch, what a guy!". Thanks a lot, that little otter was cute, but now he just sounds like a complete shmuk.
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Re: Aw, why learn Chinese just to go bug a guy - 8 May 2006
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2006, 11:24:26 am »

Yeah, this is pretty schmuckish Philippe, all right. Also, his speech patterns are disturbingly... Ray and Beef-esque. That sort of bothers me, in a weird way, although I suppose it just means he's growing up.
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Re: Aw, why learn Chinese just to go bug a guy - 8 May 2006
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2006, 11:27:52 am »

yeah.
my guess for next strip:
Ray: "wow teodor. I am pretty impressed with how good are are at that. Where do you learn to handle kids like that, man?"
Teodor: "no, ray... the couch really was alive. didn't you ever notice that?"
ray: oh man, yeah! of course! Imean... yeah! Dude! Me and that couch, we go way back man.

...

wait. You're doing that thing again, right?
teodor: I don't know ray. Don't you think the couch is alive.
ray: dude, shut up! not cool!

fin

I love how phillipe talks about the couch the way you talk about "a guy at the office."
next he's going to punch him playfully on the shoulder, and make lightly raunchy jokes, or maybe a comment about how hard it is to be married.
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Re: Aw, why learn Chinese just to go bug a guy - 8 May 2006
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2006, 11:31:02 am »

Looks like we have the beginnings of a feel-good family movie on our hands ... Philippe's last few faces just beg to be freeze-framed while credits roll over the top and vaguely inoffensive rock music plays in the background.
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Re: Aw, why learn Chinese just to go bug a guy - 8 May 2006
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2006, 11:33:58 am »

Aw shucks.  I take back all those mean things I've said about Teodor.  And I feel so much better for the couch now.
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Re: Aw, why learn Chinese just to go bug a guy - 8 May 2006
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2006, 11:46:30 am »

Yeah, this is pretty schmuckish Philippe, all right. Also, his speech patterns are disturbingly... Ray and Beef-esque. That sort of bothers me, in a weird way, although I suppose it just means he's growing up.
Or sleep-deprived.
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Re: Aw, why learn Chinese just to go bug a guy - 8 May 2006
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2006, 12:42:29 pm »

So, looks like there won't be any Ultra Peanut after all...

i think "let's don't learn chinese but say we did" is onstad's way of saying he didn't really feel like drawing a bunch of ultra peanut-in-her-homeland strips.
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