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Author Topic: Aw, why learn Chinese just to go bug a guy - 8 May 2006  (Read 6956 times)

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Re: Aw, why learn Chinese just to go bug a guy - 8 May 2006
« Reply #30 on: May 08, 2006, 08:02:05 pm »
it is not based on banging phillipe, I can tell you that.
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Re: Aw, why learn Chinese just to go bug a guy - 8 May 2006
« Reply #31 on: May 09, 2006, 03:26:47 pm »
Teodore rocks my world.
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Re: Aw, why learn Chinese just to go bug a guy - 8 May 2006
« Reply #32 on: May 09, 2006, 06:24:50 pm »
This was, indeed, some fine work by T, but Phillipe's voice at the end was so bad.

Anyhow, so now at least we know where Teodor is during the months when he makes zero appearances: he lives in an arcade, and makes money pawning his crane-game winnings.
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Re: Aw, why learn Chinese just to go bug a guy - 8 May 2006
« Reply #33 on: May 09, 2006, 07:52:48 pm »
So wait...  the cartoon cats and stuffed animals have a pet dog?  Like, not an AIBO, but the type that can get pregnant and have problems on the couch?  That we've never seen?

And when these cats and stuffed animals sit on the couch, the couch has to support "hundreds of pounds" of people? 

My suspension bridge of disbelief is swaying in the wind, in a wildly resonant motion.
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Re: Aw, why learn Chinese just to go bug a guy - 8 May 2006
« Reply #34 on: May 09, 2006, 07:58:02 pm »
Quote from: Omegatron on May 09, 2006, 07:52:48 pm
So wait...  the cartoon cats and stuffed animals have a pet dog?  Like, not an AIBO, but the type that can get pregnant and have problems on the couch?  That we've never seen?

And when these cats and stuffed animals sit on the couch, the couch has to support "hundreds of pounds" of people? 

My suspension bridge of disbelief is tilting in the wind, in a wildly resonant motion.

Listen: The Onstads live in the same house as the animals. This would explain both the dog and the 'hundreds of pounds' bit.

Suspension of disbelief is still needed, it seems.
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Re: Aw, why learn Chinese just to go bug a guy - 8 May 2006
« Reply #35 on: May 11, 2006, 02:12:50 pm »
Quote from: Omegatron on May 09, 2006, 07:52:48 pm
My suspension bridge of disbelief is swaying in the wind, in a wildly resonant motion.

So, talking cats and alive stuffed animals you have no problem with, but a pregnant dog, NO WAY, MAN!  I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

Here's a nice frosty mug of dignity for you.  Drink it down.  You'll feel better if you just drink it down.
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Re: Aw, why learn Chinese just to go bug a guy - 8 May 2006
« Reply #36 on: May 11, 2006, 02:15:25 pm »
Quote from: jough on May 11, 2006, 02:12:50 pm

Here's a nice frosty mug of dignity for you.


Who knew dignity foamed up like that?


(Jough Knew... he knew.)
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Re: Aw, why learn Chinese just to go bug a guy - 8 May 2006
« Reply #37 on: May 11, 2006, 02:17:02 pm »
Don't drink that!  It's not dignity, it's ESTROGEN! 

Boy I'm glad I caught you in time.  That was close.
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Re: Aw, why learn Chinese just to go bug a guy - 8 May 2006
« Reply #38 on: May 11, 2006, 08:03:01 pm »
I am going to break a cardinal rule; I'm in a sassy mood because tommorow is my last day of highschool ever.

Man... hove some dignity.
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