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Author Topic: You hid the Keith Moon head before he could find it, right? - 10 May 2006  (Read 10073 times)

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Re: May 10 2006 - You hid the Keith Moon head before he could find it, right?
« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2006, 09:18:20 am »
No way,  I did not just see a decapitated head come back to life, no way.  Man, what is going on?  MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH TEODOR'S LEG WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SOME KIND OF INSECT OR SOMETHING I BELIEVE CENTIPEDES IS CRAWLIN ALL OVER AN SHIT OH NO WAY HOW IS IT FIVE AM, dang.

Mannnn, it has been hell of days since I heard Roast Beef sayin' words, I hope he shows up tomorrow and the next day, maybe.  Enough with this "Ray," you hear me Onstad?  No?  C'mon, now.  Get real.
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Re: May 10 2006 - You hid the Keith Moon head before he could find it, right?
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2006, 10:14:09 am »
Beef is recovering from stepping in dog poo.
He needs time.

This strip is grand. Who wouldn't try and sup from Moon's suspension juice?
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Re: May 10 2006 - You hid the Keith Moon head before he could find it, right?
« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2006, 11:29:08 am »
I can honestly say that I would not try that.

it would be hell of disgusting. Im imagining a taste.

the taste is how formaldehyde smells, but, you know.
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Re: May 10 2006 - You hid the Keith Moon head before he could find it, right?
« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2006, 11:34:00 am »
Yeah, my first thought is "dudes, that's almost certainly actually formalin. There will be problems."

But... HOLY CRAP KEITH MOON'S HEAD IS GOING TO KILL THEM BOTH.

AWESOME.

This is exactly what I needed after having a creepy baroque Gormenghastoid nightmare! Thanks, Onstad!
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Re: You hid the Keith Moon head before he could find it, right? - 10 May 2006
« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2006, 12:04:30 pm »
Quote from: JorgeFabregas on May 10, 2006, 08:57:21 am
Strange, look at this: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060509/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_hungary_advisory_1

There's also a old story where the Royal Navy's Captain died and they were far too far away for him to look proper (and smell okay) when they got back.  You can't just toss the Captain into the sea either, so they threw him in the rum barrel which was the only preservative they had.  (I often wondered what they'd do if they threw him in with the salty hard tack, would he be jerky after a while?).

So yes.. sailors on a ship and given enough time all the rum was eventually drank of it.  The truth of this is somewhat debatable, but hell; legends are legends for a reason.

Anyway yes, at least there wasn't dancing cake, and if I had to imagine a biting growling Keith Moon head in a jar, that is basically how I would picture it.  So way to accomplish some of your goals Stad, I suppose.
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Re: You hid the Keith Moon head before he could find it, right? - 10 May 2006
« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2006, 12:53:28 pm »
Ray taped the headset back together. What a nerd.
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Re: You hid the Keith Moon head before he could find it, right? - 10 May 2006
« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2006, 01:05:25 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on May 10, 2006, 12:53:28 pm
Ray taped the headset back together. What a nerd.

A man cannot fly Airwolf with no broken headset.
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Re: You hid the Keith Moon head before he could find it, right? - 10 May 2006
« Reply #22 on: May 10, 2006, 01:49:21 pm »
Quote from: cellardoor on May 10, 2006, 10:14:09 am
Who wouldn't try and sup from Moon's suspension juice?


There comes a time!


Now if you'll excuse me, I have an altar to Onstad to complete.
« Last Edit: May 10, 2006, 02:28:43 pm by Emmoh »
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Re: You hid the Keith Moon head before he could find it, right? - 10 May 2006
« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2006, 02:17:38 pm »
Quote from: Emmoh on May 10, 2006, 01:49:21 pm
Now if you'll excuse me, I have an altar to Onstad to complete.

What, you think if you present gifts to the alter he'll write less shitty strips?

Hey, it's worth a shot.  He's had some of his best work ever out in the past few months, so I pretty much just roll with crap strips like today's and just wait for the next decent one. 

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Re: You hid the Keith Moon head before he could find it, right? - 10 May 2006
« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2006, 02:21:46 pm »
Can a severed head or other body part come back to life after someone has officially died? I know you guys are the ones to ask. Thanks in advance.
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Re: You hid the Keith Moon head before he could find it, right? - 10 May 2006
« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2006, 02:23:37 pm »
Quote from: jough on May 10, 2006, 02:17:38 pm
What, you think if you present gifts to the alter he'll write less shitty strips?

Now, I wasn't crazy about the drawn out tale of the stuffed otter, who is five, going on a Journey to find a discarded couch.

But when the decapitated head of the late Who drummer comes to life, things are definately looking up.
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Re: You hid the Keith Moon head before he could find it, right? - 10 May 2006
« Reply #26 on: May 10, 2006, 02:39:29 pm »
Ha!
Taped headset = +10 points.
Nicely spotted.
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Re: You hid the Keith Moon head before he could find it, right? - 10 May 2006
« Reply #27 on: May 10, 2006, 03:40:31 pm »
Quote from: antioch on May 10, 2006, 02:21:46 pm
Can a severed head or other body part come back to life after someone has officially died? I know you guys are the ones to ask. Thanks in advance.

Hmmm. It depends how you define "come back to life." Certainly you can electrically stimulate severed body parts to move, and residual signaling or nerve contact may allow for some motion after death; I have a couple of really gross stories I could tell here, but I won't. There's also the old story that decapitated heads remain alive for a short period of time after being decapitated, which is plausible enough (since it would take time for the brain cells to die of oxygen deprivation, presumably) but for obvious reasons is sort of difficult to verify. I suppose, if you had a setup where you decapitated somebody and instantly reconnected their head to some sort of artificial circulatory system, they could remain alive, although many low-budget horror movies have established that this is a bad idea.

Also, how do we define "someone has officially died?" If it's heart failure, the above stands; if it's braindeath, then that's pretty much curtains for the head.
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Re: You hid the Keith Moon head before he could find it, right? - 10 May 2006
« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2006, 03:42:54 pm »
Teodore and the shaky head, it comes back from the dead that
Sh-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ky head.
« Last Edit: May 10, 2006, 04:03:05 pm by smick »
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Re: You hid the Keith Moon head before he could find it, right? - 10 May 2006
« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2006, 04:13:42 pm »
Keith Moon's angry undead eyes are the stuff of which nightmares are made.
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