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Re: Will I have to get a note from my parents?
« Reply #30 on: June 01, 2006, 11:13:12 pm »
What are you training to be?

I assume you've already been through basic.
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Re: Will I have to get a note from my parents?
« Reply #31 on: June 02, 2006, 02:35:44 am »
NC!? Yay! I am in that state.
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Re: Will I have to get a note from my parents?
« Reply #32 on: June 02, 2006, 02:44:17 am »
Good to hear from you again leppercorn, how you finding life in the service anyway? Ordered a code red yet?

My avatar nothing, you should see the one's Roger's been throwing out while you were gone.
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Re: Will I have to get a note from my parents?
« Reply #33 on: June 02, 2006, 03:15:02 am »
Porkin!!!!  Man i've been missing you.  Is our nations weiner supply safe this night?

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Re: Will I have to get a note from my parents?
« Reply #34 on: June 08, 2006, 01:43:17 am »
Yes, yes of course. You can rest easy tonight knowing that the weiners of America are safe from alll those who wish them ill.

To answer AugustWest's question: yes, I have already been through recruit training, I was actually in the Marine reserves for two years before I got activated. I'm already an artillery cannoneer, but I won't be performing that duty in Iraq. Looks like it's going to be some kind of security-type job at an air base.
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Re: Will I have to get a note from my parents?
« Reply #35 on: June 08, 2006, 02:13:01 am »
Man they should give you a cannon anyway: you're doing a patrol, bad dudes show up and BAM you whip a cannon out of your holster. Totally awesome, high fives all round.
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Re: Will I have to get a note from my parents?
« Reply #36 on: June 08, 2006, 10:01:19 am »
We still have cannons?

Can you shoot clowns out of them or something?
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Re: Will I have to get a note from my parents?
« Reply #37 on: June 08, 2006, 01:07:57 pm »
Quote from: Doc on June 08, 2006, 02:13:01 am
Man they should give you a cannon anyway: you're doing a patrol, bad dudes show up and BAM you whip a cannon out of your holster. Totally awesome, high fives all round.

If you're going to carry a hand cannon then you must dress up like Rick Deckard. It's the rules.
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Re: Will I have to get a note from my parents?
« Reply #38 on: June 08, 2006, 02:26:11 pm »
Quote from: wombat on June 08, 2006, 10:01:19 am
We still have cannons?

Can you shoot clowns out of them or something?

This is basically the best idea ever.  Just fire clowns at the enemy.  Either humour will war their hearts, or the clowns will set up outlets of a global fastfood chain, and the enemy's nation will be brought down by obesity and poor nutrition.
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Re: Will I have to get a note from my parents?
« Reply #39 on: June 08, 2006, 02:43:54 pm »
Quote from: side_show on June 08, 2006, 02:26:11 pm
This is basically the best idea ever.  Just fire clowns at the enemy.  Either humour will war their hearts, or the clowns will set up outlets of a global fastfood chain, and the enemy's nation will be brought down by obesity and poor nutrition.

Or the enemy will be kept awake at night in the fear that the clowns will eat them.  Eventually, after a few days with no sleep, hallucinations and other such manifestations of extreme sleep deprivation will get the better of them, and they will surrender.
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Re: Will I have to get a note from my parents?
« Reply #40 on: June 08, 2006, 02:47:39 pm »
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Re: Will I have to get a note from my parents?
« Reply #41 on: June 08, 2006, 10:08:55 pm »
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Re: Will I have to get a note from my parents?
« Reply #42 on: June 08, 2006, 10:16:13 pm »
Quote from: side_show on June 08, 2006, 10:08:55 pm
You have ruined my sleep. 

My work here is done.


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Re: Will I have to get a note from my parents?
« Reply #43 on: June 09, 2006, 05:34:24 am »
oh my god.
I am officially confusing you people with people that I know in real life.
and confusing "the board" with "a dream."

thus:

"oh man, jennifer, I had a dream last night that you were afraid of clowns, and Parker was making fun of you about it!"

this was a scant time ago. I do not think I shall tell the girl that I was confusing her with Hobot.
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Re: Will I have to get a note from my parents?
« Reply #44 on: June 09, 2006, 05:59:48 am »
Ipkrn, nice avatar. Those 80s vanity albums of Teodor's are the best.

Are you getting deployed...overseas? Just make sure that you don't dump your fiancee by phone while she is at work when you finally to get to come back Stateside, okay? Just checking.
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