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Re: Will I have to get a note from my parents?
« Reply #45 on: June 09, 2006, 12:40:24 pm »
Dude, Porkin is good people.  He ain't no crap dude like your ex.
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Re: Will I have to get a note from my parents?
« Reply #46 on: June 10, 2006, 01:14:58 pm »
Brief story of a crap military dude:  My bestfriend was strait up in love with a guy.  She was dating the guy, who was with the military, and he said he was being deployed to Zimbabwe on a peace-keeping mission with his buddy.  So she has a tearful good-bye with him where she promises to wait for him.  Two days later she is out at the local watering hole, and the guy's buddy walks in.  The buddy who was supposed to be deployed with the guy.  She puts two and two together and furiously demands the buddy call up the guy's place on the phone right there in the bar.  She stands next to the buddy as he jovially speaks to the guy on the phone, then takes over the call.  She is mad-up furious. 

Not so say our Wiener man is at all like that.  But using military service to end a relationship is basically classic.
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Re: Will I have to get a note from my parents?
« Reply #47 on: June 10, 2006, 03:50:31 pm »
So he thought that he would never accidentally run into her?  And no one else was going to mention him to her?  It worries me that the military contains such stupid people.
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Re: Will I have to get a note from my parents?
« Reply #48 on: June 11, 2006, 01:35:10 pm »
Well even though she made a tearful proclamation to wait for him, he told her he believed that while he was "gone" that she would cheat on him.  He basically wanted her to be the "bad" person in the relationship.  I guess that didn't work out, eh? 

Anyway, yes, he was basically stupid enough to think they wouldn't run into each other.


....Wait... Lprkn... are you.... are you breaking up with us?  ....Are you using the war in Iraq as an excuse to end it?
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Re: Will I have to get a note from my parents?
« Reply #49 on: July 08, 2006, 03:10:17 am »
Well...you see...the thing is...I don't know if I'm ready for this type of committment. You're basically the best messageboard I've ever been with, but I still feel like there's a lot left I want to do as a single guy, ummmm...It's not you, it's me. (enough ellipses, everyone?)

Just kidding.

Also, using military service as an excuse to break up with someone is certainly a crappy move. I am currently unattached, and it did make the deployment process a little easier.
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Re: Will I have to get a note from my parents?
« Reply #50 on: July 10, 2006, 01:57:39 pm »
Quote from: lprkn on July 08, 2006, 03:10:17 am
Also, using military service as an excuse to break up with someone is certainly a crappy move. I am currently unattached, and it did make the deployment process a little easier.

You mean the last 213 posts meant nothing to you?  *sniffles*  Fine.  Fine.  Then go... just... go.
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