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Author Topic: 22 May 2006 - We're all standing around wondering where our real dongs are  (Read 5201 times)

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Re: 22 May 2006 - We're all standing around wondering where our real dongs are
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2006, 04:56:17 am »
It wouldn't be the first time Onstad stole from JerkCity.
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Re: 22 May 2006 - We're all standing around wondering where our real dongs are
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2006, 08:33:55 am »
man. I am pretty excited about how the cats miss having huge dongs. I'm proud of ray that he didn't try to pretend that his was really that big.
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Re: 22 May 2006 - We're all standing around wondering where our real dongs are
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2006, 09:00:11 am »
I liked this strip.
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Re: 22 May 2006 - We're all standing around wondering where our real dongs are
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2006, 02:08:43 pm »
Quote from: Doc on May 22, 2006, 09:00:11 am
I liked this strip.

Me too.

At first it seemed just another instance of Ray-picking-up-a-trend-and-blowing-it-out-of-proportion, but the phantom dong syndrome thing made it fresh and funny.
It's an interesting notion, that the feeling of a large manhood would trigger all these zen-like reactions, instead of, you know, working the other way around and making us males go around all ripping each other's throats with our bare teeth, all clubbing the ladies in the head and dragging them by the hair to our apartments.

Anyway... is the cat with the glasses rhyming on panel 5?
Finally: I just hope Philippe doesn't find one of these undies lying around. Walk-Aroouuund… DONG!
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Re: 22 May 2006 - We're all standing around wondering where our real dongs are
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2006, 02:17:31 pm »
Hey look!  It's Bobby Isosceles!

Does this mean I have to stop deep-frying in extra virgin olive oil now?
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Re: 22 May 2006 - We're all standing around wondering where our real dongs are
« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2006, 02:19:36 pm »
I really like these, because you can hear the characters' natural voices.  This is one of the things Onstad does so well.  Beef studies the benefits and the engineering of the undies.  For him, it's all about the mind, and utility.  For Ray, it's all about the dong, and gut feelings.  I didn't even notice that he'd made his bigger, until y'all pointed it out.  But, of COURSE he did!!  This is a minor detail that Onstad would not get wrong.
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Re: 22 May 2006 - We're all standing around wondering where our real dongs are
« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2006, 03:35:13 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on May 22, 2006, 01:14:55 am
This is a rather unremarkable strip. 

Of course you'd say that.  You don't have a dong.
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Re: 22 May 2006 - We're all standing around wondering where our real dongs are
« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2006, 03:56:30 pm »
Quote from: Roger on May 22, 2006, 02:08:43 pm
Finally: I just hope Philippe doesn't find one of these undies lying around. Walk-Aroouuund… DONG!

Walk-Around Dong / When you wear it, you achieve a Zen-like communion with your ancestors and no longer care about scansion! / Waaaalk-Aroooound... DONG!

There is some hideous cross-marketing potential here with Walk-Around Butt.
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Re: 22 May 2006 - We're all standing around wondering where our real dongs are
« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2006, 04:00:19 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on May 22, 2006, 03:56:30 pm
Walk-Around Dong / When you wear it, you achieve a Zen-like communion with your ancestors and no longer care about scansion! / Waaaalk-Aroooound... DONG!

There is some hideous cross-marketing potential here with Walk-Around Butt.

Thus created a rash of Walk-Around Pegging in public.
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Re: 22 May 2006 - We're all standing around wondering where our real dongs are
« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2006, 05:28:39 pm »
I'm deeply concerned about the real-life ramifications of th is strip if Onstad has another Halloween costume photo contest this year.
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Re: 22 May 2006 - We're all standing around wondering where our real dongs are
« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2006, 05:34:23 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on May 22, 2006, 05:28:39 pm
I'm deeply concerned about the real-life ramifications of th is strip if Onstad has another Halloween costume photo contest this year.

Guess who's already made one?

Heh heh. Silly old Ray. Not only is his phone much larger, but so is his strap-on/phone carrier. Truly, the phone's vibrate function will come into its own when one of these bad boys is in use.
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Re: 22 May 2006 - We're all standing around wondering where our real dongs are
« Reply #26 on: May 22, 2006, 05:47:21 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on May 22, 2006, 05:28:39 pm
I'm deeply concerned about the real-life ramifications of th is strip if Onstad has another Halloween costume photo contest this year.

I also have an eerie feeling about how this year's TOUAMBIE trophy will look like.
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Re: 22 May 2006 - We're all standing around wondering where our real dongs are
« Reply #27 on: May 22, 2006, 07:09:32 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on May 22, 2006, 03:56:30 pm
Walk-Around Dong / When you wear it, you achieve a Zen-like communion with your ancestors and no longer care about scansion! / Waaaalk-Aroooound... DONG!

There is some hideous cross-marketing potential here with Walk-Around Butt.

I get the feeling it wouldn't work very well.  You know, considering it's made of aluminum foil.
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Re: 22 May 2006 - We're all standing around wondering where our real dongs are
« Reply #28 on: May 22, 2006, 08:29:09 pm »
..  with a coat hanger underwiring though.  That could provide enough strength to it.
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Re: 22 May 2006 - We're all standing around wondering where our real dongs are
« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2006, 02:01:01 pm »
Yeah, with the coat hanger this is a vaiable technology.

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