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Author Topic: 22 May 2006 - We're all standing around wondering where our real dongs are  (Read 5172 times)

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Re: 22 May 2006 - We're all standing around wondering where our real dongs are
« Reply #30 on: May 23, 2006, 02:54:17 pm »
See, if your phone has testicles and it is attached to your body via a special dong... well, basically society will no longer need Hummers and other SUV's because, well, it's a new world cod piece.  Onstad has basically solved the problem of global warming.
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Re: 22 May 2006 - We're all standing around wondering where our real dongs are
« Reply #31 on: May 23, 2006, 04:37:31 pm »
two technologies:

neo-codpiece
and:
dong-enlargement-surgery

these will save the world.

also, make some ladies a little bit happier.

although, it would turn into "look how amazing this dong is. do you know how much I paid for this?"
"oh yeah! mine's even better! *shows*"

and then there would be the other guys who went for quality over size, and they're all "guys! shut up! my wife says this way is better!"
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Re: 22 May 2006 - We're all standing around wondering where our real dongs are
« Reply #32 on: May 23, 2006, 05:52:40 pm »
And then they will get so big that it'll be like reverse childbirth, and the women will all have to become lesbians.
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Re: 22 May 2006 - We're all standing around wondering where our real dongs are
« Reply #33 on: May 23, 2006, 05:57:55 pm »
Quote from: jough on May 23, 2006, 02:01:01 pm
Yeah, with the coat hanger this is a vaiable technology.

DON'T SHIT ON OUR DREAMS, HO'

Coat hangers bend rather easily...
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Re: 22 May 2006 - We're all standing around wondering where our real dongs are
« Reply #34 on: May 23, 2006, 06:54:36 pm »
no no no
the guys would figure it out, and then start having de-enlargement
and they'd just have fake ones, for "presenting"

kind of like that guy in spinal tap.
who made out of a cucumber
who wrapped it in aluminum foil!
full circle, dude!
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