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The Oozinator
« on: June 01, 2006, 06:25:55 am »
I'm sure some of you folk read overcompensating so you may have already see this. (Or you might have seen it somewhere else, who knows man, it's a crazy world.)
It's truly bizzare, it would have been the easiest thing in the world for them to make it green or blue or something and it would have all been ok, but no, someone wanted kids to be shooting each other with a white gooey substance.
Anyway, who thought this was a good idea and how the hell did it get onto the market? Corporate idiocy or bizzare NAMBLA backed plot?
Discuss.
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Re: The Oozinator
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2006, 08:20:24 am »
And here I was content with my childhood playtime spent throwing water baloons and the occasional rock. Think of the fun to be had spraying your friends and family alike with toy ejaculate.

on a side note, I wonder if it dries clear.
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Re: The Oozinator
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2006, 10:45:31 am »
It took this long to make Overcompensating?!
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Re: The Oozinator
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2006, 11:00:53 am »
I've heard the Iggy Pop model shoots green.
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Re: The Oozinator
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2006, 01:48:17 pm »
The strip itself is pretty entertaining, too.
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Re: The Oozinator
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2006, 09:14:22 pm »
Quote
major pumping required

someone at the Super-Soaker company is deeply sick.
and knows that teen boys will buy these as jokes.
and that all boys/men have a deep urge to shoot their white gooey liquid at others.
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Re: The Oozinator
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2006, 03:17:44 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on June 01, 2006, 09:14:22 pm
someone at the Super-Soaker company is deeply sick.
and knows that teen boys will buy these as jokes.
and that all boys/men have a deep urge to shoot their white gooey liquid at others.

Your preachin' to the choir tI.

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Re: The Oozinator
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2006, 06:26:11 am »
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
Oh my goodness! that video is highly inappropriate! It looks like a special Japanese genre of film that starts with a "b".
SO WRONG!
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Re: The Oozinator
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2006, 12:47:20 pm »
Quote from: linnea on June 02, 2006, 06:26:11 am
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
Oh my goodness! that video is highly inappropriate! It looks like a special Japanese genre of film that starts with a "b".
SO WRONG!

If bukkake is wrong then I don't want to be right!



...wait.
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Re: The Oozinator
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2006, 06:24:02 pm »
I would like very much to be right.

On the other hand, certain filmmaking genres must be very thankful that they now have the ultimate special effect pre-made for them and available at Wal-Mart.
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Re: The Oozinator
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2006, 06:42:48 pm »
Quote from: Lister on June 02, 2006, 06:24:02 pm
I would like very much to be right.

On the other hand, certain filmmaking genres must be very thankful that they now have the ultimate special effect pre-made for them and available at Wal-Mart.

I remember seeing an image like 2 years ago of a photo shoot where they were applying white goo from a squeeze bottle to the woman's face for the last shot. I'm guessing that's more accurate than the Oozinator.
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Re: The Oozinator
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2006, 06:53:39 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on June 02, 2006, 06:42:48 pm
I remember seeing an image like 2 years ago of a photo shoot where they were applying white goo from a squeeze bottle to the woman's face for the last shot. I'm guessing that's more accurate than the Oozinator.

More accurate perhaps, but when has a man ever been truly accurate? We're talking realism here. Also, something like the Oozinator would provide the random burst/splatter effect that the squeezy bottle just doesn't provide.

What?
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Re: The Oozinator
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2006, 01:19:27 pm »
I love the hurried voice over guy - not a touch of irony in his voice.  That must be hard.  This comercial runs regularly here.  Which means the actual gun must be for sale locally.  I should investigate this.

Also, as a teen, I had a fantasy of filling a Super Soaker with bleach.  I just wanted to destroy people's clothes, but when I think about it now, I probably could have blinded some people, and I glad I didn't act on this impulse.
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Re: The Oozinator
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2006, 10:46:54 pm »
Where was this toy when I was twelve years old? Honestly! Kids these days!

... now I wish I could get one in time for graduation.
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Re: The Oozinator
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2006, 01:17:32 am »
Quote from: side_show on June 03, 2006, 01:19:27 pm
I love the hurried voice over guy - not a touch of irony in his voice.  That must be hard.  This comercial runs regularly here.  Which means the actual gun must be for sale locally.  I should investigate this.

Also, as a teen, I had a fantasy of filling a Super Soaker with bleach.  I just wanted to destroy people's clothes, but when I think about it now, I probably could have blinded some people, and I glad I didn't act on this impulse.

Not only blinding but that shit buuuuurns on the skin.  Take it from me, it is NOT comfy. 
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