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Author Topic: First original painting auction of 2006 goes up this afternoon!  (Read 4506 times)

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Re: First original painting auction of 2006 goes up this afternoon!
« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2006, 04:36:58 pm »
my God does that sometimes.

and he gets fed at the same time every day.

by us.

he is adorable. I love him. he is my little guy.

he is still a puppy in stature and attitude, even though he is 5.

Edit:um, I meant Dog. Also, I capitalized it now.
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Re: First original painting auction of 2006 goes up this afternoon!
« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2006, 04:40:25 pm »
FEED YOUR GOD
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Re: First original painting auction of 2006 goes up this afternoon!
« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2006, 04:50:40 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on June 06, 2006, 04:36:58 pm
my god does that sometimes.

Please, don't correct this. It's wonderful.
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Re: First original painting auction of 2006 goes up this afternoon!
« Reply #18 on: June 06, 2006, 05:35:32 pm »
He's also left a few interesting feedback himself:

He is in the dictionary under "perfect."

This guy, he is best customer of all time. A white light surrounds his account.

This guy paid so quickly that I was amazed. 800 verbal, 800 math.
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Re: First original painting auction of 2006 goes up this afternoon!
« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2006, 05:41:04 pm »
Reminds me of my favorite classic eBay feedbacker.

Ahh.. back in the days when the Internet was still young and fresh and all shiny.  Kind of brings a tear to my eye.  No wait, that's pepper spray!
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Re: First original painting auction of 2006 goes up this afternoon!
« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2006, 05:46:47 pm »
Lovely.  Mr Onstad is the kind of writer who never passes up an opportunity to hone his craft, no matter how small.

Also I am the kind of fan who never passes up the opportunity to push the cookbook, no matter how contrived.  I am making the excellent Toasted Nut Orzo for dinner tonight.  If you don't have the cookbook you ought to buy it, and I don't want to hear you whining about being a person who does not cook.  You can't afford the painting, sure, but surely you can save up enough pennies for the cookbook.  ENOUGH EXCUSES.
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Re: First original painting auction of 2006 goes up this afternoon!
« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2006, 05:59:53 pm »
I think I want Onstad to be my writer.
he could write everything which I said, every day.

I would probably scare people away, but I would feel good about myself for being so witty.

things left for onstad:

Excellent communication, secure packing, a real Phi Beta Kappa of a seller. (onstad had said the exact same thing about the buyer. ha.)

Blessed be boy*****1, for he delivers the goods promptly and with gusto. Amen.
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Re: First original painting auction of 2006 goes up this afternoon!
« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2006, 06:21:46 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on June 06, 2006, 05:59:53 pm
I think I want Onstad to be my writer.
he could write everything which I said, every day.


Oh man, what a brilliant idea.  I really need to hire a writer for my life because Dog knows I am not pleased with the direction the plot is taking on its dang own.
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Re: First original painting auction of 2006 goes up this afternoon!
« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2006, 08:23:08 pm »
I read that as "I think I want Onstad to be my waiter."  Yeah.
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Re: First original painting auction of 2006 goes up this afternoon!
« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2006, 08:26:24 pm »
Quote from: jough on June 06, 2006, 08:23:08 pm
I read that as "I think I want Onstad to be my waiter."  Yeah.
Wow.  Onstad would be the worst waiter since Grover Monster.
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Re: First original painting auction of 2006 goes up this afternoon!
« Reply #25 on: June 06, 2006, 08:32:05 pm »
Quote from: jough on June 06, 2006, 08:23:08 pm
I read that as "I think I want Onstad to be my waiter."  Yeah.

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Re: First original painting auction of 2006 goes up this afternoon!
« Reply #26 on: June 06, 2006, 10:15:30 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on June 06, 2006, 08:26:24 pm
Wow.  Onstad would be the worst waiter since Grover Monster.
I very rarely actually smile or laugh at things I read on the internet, but you made me grin. Thanks.
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Re: First original painting auction of 2006 goes up this afternoon!
« Reply #27 on: June 06, 2006, 10:47:28 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on June 06, 2006, 08:32:05 pm
Got food on your mind?

Dude, I'm eating better tasting stuff on my high-nutrition plan than I did when I was just eating whatever.  If I can keep up with exercise even when it is hot and humid out I'll be back in fightin' shape in no time.

Anyway, yeah, the painting is cute, but hundreds of dollars?  Mai non!
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Re: First original painting auction of 2006 goes up this afternoon!
« Reply #28 on: June 06, 2006, 11:33:20 pm »
Quote from: jough on June 06, 2006, 10:47:28 pm
Dude, I'm eating better tasting stuff on my high-nutrition plan than I did when I was just eating whatever.  If I can keep up with exercise even when it is hot and humid out I'll be back in fightin' shape in no time.

Anyway, yeah, the painting is cute, but hundreds of dollars?  Mai non!


That is hella awesome! I am really glad to hear that.

Also, I really want the painting, but I ain't got six hundred dollars (or more) that will probably be required to win the painting.
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Re: First original painting auction of 2006 goes up this afternoon!
« Reply #29 on: June 07, 2006, 06:37:57 pm »
Onstad missed the ball for failing to title his auction, "THE BEST THING I GOT."
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