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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2006, 10:05:44 pm »
ok. um.

was that your voice?
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2006, 10:11:21 pm »
Yes.. that was my voice.  I don't normally sound like that though.  I was laughing at some silly antics prior so I'm all high pitchy.

More examples of my voice.   

I am just the overheard guy, the other person is a friend of mine and a parrot.

Further also my voice (reading something I wrote)


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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2006, 11:55:43 pm »
What the fuck was that?
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2006, 12:16:17 am »
Heh.. which one?
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2006, 12:33:04 am »
Holy Mary mother of God, that second one was a definite 'what the fuck was that!' moment. I thought 'The Voices' had finally returned.

Your speech reminds me of that one movie-star guy. The one who has the American accent, and isn't a comedian.
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2006, 12:41:48 am »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on June 30, 2006, 12:33:04 am
Holy Mary mother of God, that second one was a definite 'what the fuck was that!' moment. I thought 'The Voices' had finally returned.

Your speech reminds me of that one movie-star guy. The one who has the American accent, and isn't a comedian.

Oh yeah... THAT one.



The link you're speaking of is basically me looped over myself reading something I wrote (with lots of groaning and mewling from me in the background.)
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2006, 12:52:30 am »
Quote from: misterqueue on June 30, 2006, 12:41:48 am
The link you're speaking of is basically me looped over myself reading something I wrote (with lots of groaning and mewling from me in the background.)

Now I'm imagining you as a star in some noir movie. An intelligent, articulate yet increasingly insane man by day, by night he hears the mewling of kittens come to haunt him. Groaning and mewling plays throughout the scene while the man shakes and sweats, attempting to calm himself with his own diaries, assuring himself by holding the remnants of his sane self.

I have a feeling I crossed a boundary somewhere there; if this is the case, profuse apologies from me are beyond endless.
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2006, 12:54:04 am »
Boundary nothing, you get a can my friend!
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2006, 12:56:41 am »
Get a room you two.
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2006, 12:58:09 am »
We have one already, it's #touamb
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #25 on: June 30, 2006, 01:36:14 am »
I was going to follow up with "His nick is 'JudyIsADickSlap' not 'JudySlapsYourDick'" but then I figured... meh.

The moral of this story though is that maybe Q likes his dick slapped. You don't know!
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #26 on: June 30, 2006, 04:38:25 am »
YES.

that is basically wonderful. TouAMB as Ouroboros.
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #27 on: June 30, 2006, 01:14:43 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on June 30, 2006, 12:41:48 am
The link you're speaking of is basically me looped over myself reading something I wrote (with lots of groaning and mewling from me in the background.)

I thought it was pretty fuck*n' cool.  It's a good thing I have my headphones, though, as I am at work.  I doubt my fellow lab workers would have appreciated it.
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #28 on: June 30, 2006, 01:21:38 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on June 30, 2006, 01:14:43 pm
I thought it was pretty fuck*n' cool.  It's a good thing I have my headphones, though, as I am at work.  I doubt my fellow lab workers would have appreciated it.

Yes, also they would've been such as "What the hell are you listening to?!"

I believe I have two more of these but they're not as good.
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Re: Google Shakespeare
« Reply #29 on: June 30, 2006, 01:26:34 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on June 30, 2006, 01:14:43 pm
It's a good thing I have my headphones, though

Seconded. My parents get all up in my face when they hear groaning emanating from my room.
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