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Happy Father's Day!
« on: June 18, 2006, 05:03:04 pm »
I just wanted to wish a Happy Father's Day to all you dads out there, especially to the NEW dads.

I'm fairly sure that I'm not a father, but you never know.

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Re: Happy Father's Day!
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2006, 05:27:05 pm »
I'd like to wish a happy fathers day to all of you non dads out there.  Y'all have a great day.

~Paul
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Re: Happy Father's Day!
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2006, 05:44:58 pm »
happy fathers day, everyone!
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Re: Happy Father's Day!
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2006, 05:56:50 pm »
Happy Father's Day, dads among us! Bless you all.
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Re: Happy Father's Day!
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2006, 07:32:07 pm »
Oh!  That's why no one's posting today.
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Re: Happy Father's Day!
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2006, 07:40:10 pm »
is that the excuse?

what asses. I demand a Message-Board-Friend Day, or I'm boycotting this so-called "Father's Day."


sounds like a commie idea to me, anyway. Why in hell should I bond with my father on a day designated by the government?
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Re: Happy Father's Day!
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2006, 08:32:01 pm »
Happy Father's Day! Hug those kids while you got 'em!
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Re: Happy Father's Day!
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2006, 09:43:39 pm »
Happy Father's Day to the dads out there. Hope you're getting some lovely new ties and some quality time with the wee ones in.
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Re: Happy Father's Day!
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2006, 02:04:44 am »
Thanks everybody.  I got:
  • Breakfast out with the family
  • A piņata and a bag of chips*
  • one of those roll-it-around ice cream maker balls
  • To go to the baseball game, where the Nationals beat the Yankees on a walk-off home run by Ryan Zimmerman WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

It was a very good day.

*What?!  Yeah, we like taking Lizzie del Vaca to the $5-and-below store and turning her loose to buy gifts, just give her free rein and see what crazy crap she picks out for us.  On this occasion, she chose for me a small llama-shaped piņata, and a 99-cent bag of Lay's cheddar & sour cream chips (which she later wanted to know when she could eat them).
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Re: Happy Father's Day!
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2006, 10:48:28 am »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on June 19, 2006, 02:04:44 am
a 99-cent bag of Lay's cheddar & sour cream chips

Why are these crisps only called Walkers in England? In France, Lays. Belgium, Lays. USA, Lays. Britain, Walkers!
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Re: Happy Father's Day!
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2006, 11:41:03 am »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on June 19, 2006, 02:04:44 am
a small llama-shaped piņata

I think this is an excellent gift for the price.  You are raising a child of impeccable taste.
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Re: Happy Father's Day!
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2006, 11:46:37 am »
GOOBLE-GOBBLE, GOOBLE-GOBBLE, WE ACCEPT HER, WE ACCEPT HER, ONE OF US, ONE OF US
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Re: Happy Father's Day!
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2006, 05:39:34 pm »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on June 19, 2006, 10:48:28 am
Why are these crisps only called Walkers in England? In France, Lays. Belgium, Lays. USA, Lays. Britain, Walkers!

I'd imagine the name Lays is copyrighted in England for some other product. 

This was the case with the crappy band Bush (you know the band with the guy who's married to Gwen Stephani?) in Canada they had to release their album under the name Bush X because there was another band named Bush that had the rights to the name in Canada.  Then the original Canadian Bush sold the rights to Bush X, which became Bush.  You can still find copies of the first album here with the name is Bush X on them.
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Re: Happy Father's Day!
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2006, 08:18:01 pm »
Much like the Paul Collins Beat/English Beat imbroglio of the early nineteen-eighties.
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Re: Happy Father's Day!
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2006, 08:27:39 pm »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on June 19, 2006, 10:48:28 am
Why are these crisps only called Walkers in England? In France, Lays. Belgium, Lays. USA, Lays. Britain, Walkers!

My guess is Frito owns Walkers and chooses to use the Walkers brand because it is more popular than Frito.

~Paul
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