So Hobot, do you actually grow orchids? Cause I have an orchid that lost it's bloom, then grew two new leaves, and some feeler-like root-ish things came out of the bottom of the pot, and now it just sits there not doing much, and has been in total non growth and sameness and such for a couple of years now. Is there anything I can do to make it bloom again?
I do not grow orchids myself...
yet. But I do know a little bit about them, so maybe I can help. Firstly, do you know what kind of orchid it is? Even if you don't know the name, but remember what colour the bloom was, I can probably make a semi-educated guess.
You should not feel dismayed by your orchid loosing its bloom; all orchids, even those recommended for "beginners," are extremely challenging to grow, and only a handful of people are any good at it. After very briefly browsing
this site, there seem to be a few possible explanations for your orchid's lack of flowering: too little light, lack of temperature fluctuation, too little humidity, &c. If this is all kind of overwhelming, ignore the pickier recommendations like rinsing pebbles in bleach to remove algae, and stick to the more basic suggestions such as avoiding the use of tap water to water the plant. If you don't feel that your orchid deserves bottled spring water, however, you are in good company; I get around this issue with my plants by filling a little watering can with tap water and allowing it to sit for at least 24 hours before using it to water my plants. This way, the chemicals disappear for the most part, and you don't have to feel like a tool for buying artesian water for a flower.
Are you still watering your orchid and/or feeding it on a regular basis, or have you given up entirely? As long as the plant is still alive, i.e. soaking up water when you water it, there is hope for rejuvenating it. If it's not doing that, though, you may want to start from scratch and buy a new one.
If none of this was helpful (or even if it was), I highly recommend moseying on over to your local greenhouse and asking one of the employees for their sage advice. They really know their stuff, and will be delighted to help you. Orchid lovers are a pretty eccentric group of individuals, which can make for some great story-collecting for you.
Good luck!