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[misterqueue]

I swear I've seen that overhead shot before as well.

You're welcome.

[theinevitable]

yeah, I have that hair. Mostly because my hair is thick, curly in some places and straight in others... the only haircut I've ever gotten that didn't look like hell for the first 2 weeks cost something like 50 dollars. which is rediculous.
I might just get a buzz. or not. a buzz and some crazy color of dye.

they call gay people Faggots because they used to burn them. this is the etymology of the term.

[Mite]

they call gay people Faggots because they used to burn them. this is the etymology of the term.

Nope.

[derelictsound]

This reminds me of the David Cross bit where he asks, "Is this the beer line?" and some yokel in front of him replies, "I dunno, FAGGOT."

Also, how certain are we that Ray himself has never pissed into an empty?

[Doc]

I'm pretty certain that Ray *has* pissed into an emtpy.
But not in his own living room.
This is the distinguishing feature and Ray realises this.

[KeithHernandez]

I'm pretty certain that Ray *has* pissed into an emtpy.
But not in his own living room.
This is the distinguishing feature and Ray realises this.

Their ain't a red-blooded American Curl who hasn't.

[mrdna1]

Looks like Onstad's been hanging around the SomethingAwful forums lately ... there was a post there a while ago comparing their general (over)usage of "faggot" to the STOPs on a telegram:

person1: What you need to realize is that 'faggot' isn't really hatefully directed around here. It's more of a comma.
person2: I think of it more like how periods were on old telegraph messages -- GERMANS ADVANCING ON PRAGUE FAGGOT ADVANCE INTELLIGENCE INDICATES UPWARDS OF TWO BATALLIONS OF MOTORIZED INFANTRY FAGGOT DANUBE TO BE BLOCADED IN RETALIATION FAGGOT PLEASE ADVISE FAGGOT

[nDed]

Calling the police on uncouth neighbors seems like a particularly Pat thing to do. Also, I don't know if Ray has ever urinated into a bottle, but I do know he made pickles in a hotel bed and that is just terrible.

[colmore]

Sure sure sure... but he wasn't *proud* of the hotel bed pickles.  Hotel bed pickles ain't a part of his daily routine.

I like the image of seven California Rednecks all lined up by a big height chart, all pissin into empties, all calling the one-way mirror "faggot."

[Bagger?]

I like the image of seven California Rednecks all lined up by a big height chart, all pissin into empties, all calling the one-way mirror "faggot."

It is of my observation that this excites humor in me because it is true. Through my travels, I have seen many specimen of redneck, but none so stereotypical as the Californian Redneck.

I have not been able to figure out for certain what created this extreme species. I do know, that I have broken bread with many rednecks across America without offense, my favorite being the Michigan case, rather diverse in its personality (I once met a flaming gay couple in this fine state’s boondocks, perfectly accepted). It is, however, my opinion that it is the fault of the Berkleyites and the extreme liberal population, as these rednecks see these people, and struggle desperately to find a completely opposite and parallel existence.

Or rather, the Californian hick rebels against the Californian rebel.

This is my first post, as in I am new here, and I hope to find acceptance under the condition that I will post as rarely as possible.

[jough]

We'll hold you to that, Bagger.  Welcome to the board.