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[Tangle]

Many happy returns!

And much congratulations for Asherbaby too. Having a baby is basically like treasure.

[wombat]

man, womb (wombat without the At, not the "womb" of a lady), you're really

Really what? WHAT?

No, never mind, I am ignoring both you and Jough, because it's rude to derail Ash's birthday thread into Making Fun of Wombat Day. Instead, I am sure that Jough will be nice and belatedly share his tiny cans with you.

[Hobot]

Happy Birthday, Ash!  You are a rad imaginary Internet fellow.  Congratulations on the successful passing-on of your genes!  Asherbaby seems like a real "trooper."

[theinevitable]

I was attempting to put across that I was pronouncing it "Womb" to rhyme with "bomb". Not the english word "Womb" as in, the part of a lady which would hold a a baby.

[side_show]

Happy Birthday.  You will always be an upside down tooth to me!

[jough]

Yeah, Smells, Ark is the incomprehensible one.  Ash is the sensible one.  You really can't confuse the two.

Also, congrats on the Asherbaby and his anger for food.

[side_show]

No, you are all upside down teeth to me...

Shit, no... I combine the "A" names together.  I sometimes thing Jeepers in Jough too... which is disturbing because I think he's talking to himself.

[Hobot]

All the members with "r-o-b-o-t" or "hobo" in their name are actually the same person: an unholy combination of the individual personalities of each.

[Drygioni]

All previous British posters on this board are actually me.

[CortJstr]

All previous British posters on this board are actually me.

I only remember Slink. There's always Jough and Hobot who use superfluous U's as an affectation but they're not actually British.

[side_show]

I use extra u's in my words and say "zed" not "zee," as I am part of the common wealth - it's fun because I have a z in my last name and it freaks out the telemarketers.  Actually Judy, Slink, Pubdoggy and myself are all one person, and I am actually an upside down tooth.

[pmcd9]

Awesome. I do that on occasion and none of you folks have yanked my shorts down yet.

That's because we're afraid you'll shank us if we do.  Actually, I have attrouciaous grammer and spelling and I never get called on it either.  I'm thinking that it's just so bad that I've been deemed beyond helping.

ALSO: Pubdoggy.

There was one other as I recall, but I can't remember their handle.

~Paul

[jough]

First of all, those u's are not superflouous - they are how the words are actually spelled.

Also, again, I am not British.  I am Irish.  There is a fuck*ng difference, patzer.

[linnea]

Whoa! I didn't realize that the ashbaby was premature. I have a twin sister, and we were premature by nearly two months. We only weighed 3 pounds apiece. Our baby pictures are totally gross, and we're all scrawny and hooked up to a million tubes and monitors in our incubators. And we turned out fine! Anyway, I'm glad to hear that the baby is doing well.

[jough]

And we turned out fine!

*ahem*