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Author Topic: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN  (Read 5649 times)

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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2006, 12:46:19 pm »
Quote from: oball on July 03, 2006, 08:20:09 am
Snoop Dogg always has hos, and obviously he's also a dude who always knows where his towel is.

Or was that Mos Def?

Snoop's towel is probably jewel encrusted. And I bet there's a spinner on there somewhere.

I'm also curious if Ray had salami for breakfast or Beef is eating his egg at a non-traditional time.
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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2006, 12:50:43 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on July 03, 2006, 12:46:19 pm
Snoop's towel is probably jewel encrusted. And I bet there's a spinner on there somewhere.

I'm also curious if Ray had salami for breakfast or Beef is eating his egg at a non-traditional time.

Personally, I think being dried by 'hoes' carrying diamond hairdryers would be a lot more 'bling'.
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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2006, 01:41:47 pm »
Quote from: nDed on July 03, 2006, 09:44:42 am
It appears that Onstad has changed the alt-text this morning. I can only suppose that he thinks that the word 'dare' is not a big part of gangster parlance.

Boo. The original alt-text was much better.
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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2006, 05:26:00 pm »
the movie "hustle and flow" was about a fellow who was a "bad" pimp-- i.e. one who was nice to his "hoes." Apparently he drove them all around in a station wagon, and they'd such as go to McDonald's together.
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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2006, 06:30:19 pm »
He wasn't all "pimp with a heart of gold" though. There was that one scene. Well, there were quite a few scenes, but one in particular stands out (don't wanna spoil it for ya).
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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2006, 06:33:23 pm »
thank you for not spoiling that. I want to see it.
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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2006, 11:27:15 pm »
Come on, guys, don't judge pimps too harshly.  I have heard something along the lines of 'pimping not being an effortless vocation.'
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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2006, 12:51:07 am »
They said much the same thing about being green, but all that took was some nontoxic paint.
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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2006, 04:28:18 am »
Like the man said: pimpin' ain't easy but it's necessary, so I'm chasin' bitches like Tom chases Jerry. WORD.

When I read it this morning I thought... he's going to shit into a beach towel two of his bitches are holding up? But then when I read it again tonight I thought, oh, maybe they're just giving him some privacy from those that would want to see Snoop crappin'. As a dog might. Hmm, it's pretty appropriate, really.
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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #24 on: July 04, 2006, 04:45:23 am »
yeah, it was for privacy.

also: it's hard out here, for a pimp.
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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #25 on: July 05, 2006, 03:24:17 pm »
Quote from: mkilly on July 04, 2006, 04:28:18 am
Like the man said: pimpin' ain't easy but it's necessary, so I'm chasin' bitches like Tom chases Jerry. WORD.

When I read it this morning I thought... he's going to shit into a beach towel two of his bitches are holding up? But then when I read it again tonight I thought, oh, maybe they're just giving him some privacy from those that would want to see Snoop crappin'. As a dog might. Hmm, it's pretty appropriate, really.

The bitches are holding the towel not only to give Snoop some privacy but also, doubly, for him to wipe with afterwards and promptly throw into a nearby trash receptacle.
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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #26 on: July 05, 2006, 03:53:59 pm »
He could always take it out into the woods and shoot it.
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Re: July 3, 2006: BITCHES don't you DARE LISTEN
« Reply #27 on: July 05, 2006, 04:01:20 pm »
I live by a pretty massive and sprawling park- really, less a park than a woodlands with houses around the outskirts and roads girding it.  So that's where I take my tiny dogs when their shitters are full. So I was wandering around, waiting for them to do their business, when I spied a man crouching at the edge of one of the kudzu-overgrown tree-mountains. At first, I thought him to be looking at insects, or perhaps butterflies. But no- he was just taking a dump, in the woods, like my dogs. It was an awkward situation- I walked the dogs past him.
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