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So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« on: July 03, 2006, 12:39:33 pm »
It was about some trouble I got into with Johnny Law.

No, not really.  I met with our own Two-Fisted Film Noir Lawer himself: AugustWest.

Despite not knowing that most things were closed yesterday we ended up at some chain place where I forced him to watch me eat soup and salad.  Seriously, I used like... like a gun, or something.

Also despite not being really awake and piles of fun as I normally am he assured me that he had a good time anyway, whether or not this was because I had brought my necklace made out of teeth or not is rather beside the point.

He then took a picture which I hope he burns and never posts anywhere ever...  if he knows what's good for him.

He smells faintly of cinnamon sugar and gave me a rocket car.

(Those last two things might be a lie.)

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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2006, 12:48:17 pm »
I still cannot accept that you people can see each other in person.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2006, 12:54:56 pm »
I am jealous.

Picture!  Picture!
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2006, 12:55:03 pm »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on July 03, 2006, 12:48:17 pm
I still cannot accept that you people can see each other in person.

I still can't accept that you're actually 15 years old, so let's call it even.


and no.. no picture.  I was in the sun... and very tired... I hope he just keeps it for his private collection over the mantle where he maybe swirls a brandy as he stares.  Well.. tea now that he's not drinking, but still.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2006, 03:59:07 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on July 03, 2006, 03:54:46 pm
It reassures me when members meet and it's normal and good. Like maybe y'all are OK non-figments or some such.

It was as normal as I get at least, I blame being tired.

Quote from: Asherdan on July 03, 2006, 03:54:46 pm
RKB and Auggie-Doggie posted pic's, why should you do less, Q?

Man, ain't nobody need to see that mess.  I mean really now.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2006, 04:15:51 pm »
Apparently AW was so traumatized by whatever you did to him that he has yet to comment.  Just what are you leaving out Mr.?
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2006, 04:29:16 pm »
Yeah, I totally expect Auggie to post photos and tell us about the ordeal.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2006, 04:43:19 pm »
August  probably fell off the wagon.  Misterqueue drove him to drink.

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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2006, 04:46:13 pm »
I'm starting to get a little worried about what Q did to him.  But maybe he is just on the road for the holiday.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2006, 05:03:08 pm »
We determined that I didn't have enough trunk space in my tiny car for his body.  (Seriously, even Hobot would barely fit in there... not that... not that I've measured.)

He's probably travelling home as we speak.

No Pictures!
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2006, 05:16:27 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on July 03, 2006, 04:48:33 pm
Remind me, Q, what was for lunch?

...a nice Chianti?
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2006, 05:29:42 pm »
Judy-- I will totally come visit you. just wire me some cash, perhaps?

if I am ever in the Greater Britain Area, I will come over for tea and that meat-powder stuff.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2006, 09:59:09 pm »
I am hale and whole.  Mr. Q isn't nearly so scary a guy as he plays on TV. 

I will be posting the picture later.  If it doesn't bother me, I don't know why it should bother Q.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2006, 11:43:49 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on July 03, 2006, 09:59:09 pm
I am hale and whole.  Mr. Q isn't nearly so scary a guy as he plays on TV. 

I will be posting the picture later.  If it doesn't bother me, I don't know why it should bother Q.

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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2006, 05:19:11 am »
I'm guessing there's even odds the most of the folks who have been round a while know what AW looks like but for newer folk like myself would you mind not saying who is who when you post? I'd like the chance to guess, see if the insanity of Q is visible in his eyes without needing to be told it's there.
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