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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #30 on: July 04, 2006, 08:00:19 pm »
Yeah, I was going to say that life after Jeopardy seems to have been pretty good for you, man.  You're talking in the Dying thread about like hardly losing anything but I look at that photo and I do not see a man of gravity (well, not if I look at the left hand side of it).

Also, Q, Smells basically just said that she would get busy with you.

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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #31 on: July 04, 2006, 08:12:40 pm »
Awww, everyone's meeting up!
I'm actually back because in six days I'm flying to Montreal to get an apartment, and I will be sleeping on the long-departed but not forgotten andalucia's couch. We're actually going to be at the same university starting this fall, which is weird. I promise to post the Photo that Should Not Be.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #32 on: July 04, 2006, 08:17:57 pm »
Quote from: jough on July 04, 2006, 08:00:19 pm
Also, Q, Smells basically just said that she would get busy with you.

She did not say that.  That is not what was said here.


Slink and Bozack?  Is there like.. some sort of necromancer about or something?  All raising dead posters and dead threads.

(Man that was the geekiest joke ever.  I am sorry about this.)
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #33 on: July 04, 2006, 08:20:37 pm »
Aaaaaaaaaaand cue St. Zartan....

Wait for it...

wait for it...
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #34 on: July 04, 2006, 08:26:56 pm »
Yeah, jough, don't hold your breath for that one.  What none of you know is that I have St. Zartan in a box in my basement,where he writes witty posts he thinks I'm transcribing, but really, I just keep them to myself, for my own entertainment.

Quote from: misterqueue on July 04, 2006, 08:17:57 pm
She did not say that.  That is not what was said here.

No. Jough is right.  That is basically what is bothering me.  It is really bothering me.  If I had a photo of my guy, I would show you.  The resemblance is scary.  But as my SO says, "lots of poor fucks look like me."
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #35 on: July 04, 2006, 08:28:59 pm »
Quote from: side_show on July 04, 2006, 08:26:56 pm
No. Jough is right.  That is basically what is bothering me.  It is really bothering me.  If I had a photo of my guy, I would show you.  The resemblance is scary.  But as my SO says, "lots of poor fucks look like me."

Your poor SO, tell him I am sorry.

I promise not to try and say things like "Well next time you are getting busy, just imagine him saying something really inappropriate and think of me" because that would, you know, heighten the whole creepiness factor.

PS, that is a weird thing for him to say because this is the only person I've ever found who looks like me.  (But only when he was young and only in that photo.)
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #36 on: July 04, 2006, 08:43:41 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on July 04, 2006, 08:28:59 pm
this is the only person I've ever found who looks like me.

Holy Shit!!!

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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #37 on: July 04, 2006, 09:02:54 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on July 04, 2006, 08:28:59 pm
Your poor SO, tell him I am sorry.

I promise not to try and say things like "Well next time you are getting busy, just imagine him saying something really inappropriate and think of me" because that would, you know, heighten the whole creepiness factor.

PS, that is a weird thing for him to say because this is the only person I've ever found who looks like me.  (But only when he was young and only in that photo.)

Hey!  He does look like you...er... you look like him...uh... you two look alike.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #38 on: July 04, 2006, 09:03:36 pm »
I think that young Orson was about the hottest thing on two legs, so you got something going for you there, Q. If you can just get the proper boyishly sly expressions, you're set.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #39 on: July 04, 2006, 09:10:25 pm »
Quote from: Mite on July 04, 2006, 09:03:36 pm
I think that young Orson was about the hottest thing on two legs, so you got something going for you there, Q. If you can just get the proper boyishly sly expressions, you're set.

Oh I've got the sly expressions down I think, as long as I'm not petulantly on camera.

See?  Even AW who has now seen me in person agrees.  Young Orson and I are like long lost twin brothers.  It kind of creeps me out too.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #40 on: July 04, 2006, 09:11:40 pm »
Damn, Q is picking up hell of ladies today.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #41 on: July 04, 2006, 09:15:00 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on July 04, 2006, 09:11:40 pm
Damn, Q is picking up hell of ladies today.

Oh noes!  Then I'll have to order more hats!  :P
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #42 on: July 04, 2006, 09:15:06 pm »
OMG, that is bizarre.

But watch out Q, you don't want to grow up to be the old Orson Welles.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #43 on: July 04, 2006, 09:17:33 pm »
Quote from: wombat on July 04, 2006, 09:15:06 pm
OMG, that is bizarre.

But watch out Q, you don't want to grow up to be the old Orson Welles.

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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #44 on: July 04, 2006, 10:07:30 pm »
My problem is that I look like OLD Orson Welles.
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