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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #45 on: July 04, 2006, 10:07:48 pm »
Or I could've just read the next two posts.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #46 on: July 05, 2006, 02:19:51 am »
Quote from: jough on July 04, 2006, 10:07:30 pm
My problem is that I look like OLD Orson Welles.

Interesting tidbit I just pulled from IMDB:

During the scenes where Kane first buys his newspaper and delivers the line about going bankrupt in 60 years, Orson Welles appears to be dressed as himself at his actual age. Welles has indicated in interviews that he was even more made up playing a young man than he was playing Kane as an old one; "temporary" facelifts and hair styling as well as camera tricks make him look much more beautiful than he actually was. Welles said that he spent years living down how far he'd come down from his "youthful looks," when in fact he never really looked that good.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #47 on: July 05, 2006, 02:58:13 am »
That is indeed an awesome picture, Q is the surliest fellow I have seen today.
Although Since AW is giving me this vague Terry Pratchett vibe it feels like i'm looking at a picture of a book signing.

Man it cold sucks being aon a separate continent to all you good folk.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #48 on: July 05, 2006, 05:47:02 am »
yeah basically Q you look like Orson Welles. Dang.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #49 on: July 05, 2006, 10:13:06 am »
Well now I just have to descend into massive corpulence and insanity and the circle will be complete.


I can't wait to do that frozen peas spot.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #50 on: July 05, 2006, 01:21:45 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on July 05, 2006, 10:13:06 am
Well now I just have to descend into massive corpulence and insanity and the circle will be complete.


I can't wait to do that frozen peas spot.

They're even better when you're dead!
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #51 on: July 05, 2006, 01:27:07 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on July 05, 2006, 01:21:45 pm
They're even better when you're dead!

Full of concrete goodness and green pea-ness.  (Say it out loud... there we go.)
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #52 on: July 05, 2006, 09:56:42 pm »
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #53 on: July 05, 2006, 11:22:10 pm »
Quote from: side_show on July 05, 2006, 09:56:42 pm
AHHH!

I... I think I broke Smells.


My work here is done.


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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #54 on: July 06, 2006, 06:26:19 am »
OK, did I just Completely Make Up that there used to be a whole series of posts here that talked more about the Frozen Peas? Am I going to be Disappeared for asking? I specifically remember these posts, people...
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #55 on: July 06, 2006, 07:19:15 am »
WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH FROZEN PEAS.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #56 on: July 06, 2006, 10:15:59 am »
Quote from: Bozack on July 06, 2006, 07:19:15 am
WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH FROZEN PEAS.

*Two Weeks Later*:


WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH CANNED PEAS.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #57 on: July 06, 2006, 11:58:49 am »
DOUBLE PEA-GOOD
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #58 on: July 06, 2006, 12:24:25 pm »
My favourite recent thing on the forums is how someone will make a literary reference and then Q will mention that reference or make another reference to the same work to show that he is AWARE of the reference and therefore also "cool."

Carry on my wayward sons.
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Re: So I met with a Lawyer Yesterday
« Reply #59 on: July 06, 2006, 12:25:30 pm »
Quote from: jough on July 06, 2006, 12:24:25 pm
My favourite recent thing on the forums is how someone will make a literary reference and then Q will mention that reference or make another reference to the same work to show that he is AWARE of the reference and therefore also "cool."

Carry on my wayward sons.

Oh come on!  I only did that because I thought it was pretty funny.  Cause you know.. Canned Peas.


Why must you always assume the worst of me?  Why?
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