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Re: Blogs Return: July '06
« Reply #30 on: July 21, 2006, 09:04:42 am »

If the wire cutters are truly bent up, you can just send it back to the leatherman company and they will fix it, no questions asked, no receipt necessary.
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Re: Blogs Return: July '06
« Reply #31 on: July 23, 2006, 06:48:00 am »

onstad drinks weird soda.

just thought everyone should know.
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« Reply #32 on: July 25, 2006, 08:53:42 am »

http://raysmuckles.blogspot.com/2006/07/leos-service.html

Coming from Ray, that's stone cold emotional. I feel for the cat and words he doesn't know how to say.
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Re: Blogs Return: July '06
« Reply #33 on: July 25, 2006, 09:13:02 am »

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Re: Blogs Return: July '06
« Reply #34 on: July 27, 2006, 12:43:22 pm »

I would like to go to Cornelius's pub and have a sandwich and talk to the bartender about what it's like to have hair.  It sounds lovely - just like the messageboard, but with hearty food and ale, you know?  Surely it will be a huge success.
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Re: Blogs Return: July '06
« Reply #35 on: July 27, 2006, 01:01:32 pm »

"Your mouth is like a golden hole" is a compliment that I do not think I will pay to anyone.

Also, Wombat, your current can total is really close to Miami Beach.
« Last Edit: July 27, 2006, 01:59:08 pm by Lister »
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Re: Blogs Return: July '06
« Reply #36 on: July 27, 2006, 01:09:07 pm »

I don't mind eating at P.F. Chang's when I'm at the mall but I am mad at them for making it impossible to recommend my actual favorite chinese place to anybody in the area. Whenever I say "Cheng's" they always try to "correct" me. Well you know what P.F. Chang's? Lettuce wraps are are lame and gross. You heard me.
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« Reply #37 on: July 27, 2006, 01:10:33 pm »

I really want to take up residence at The New Public House.

Yeah. For real.

Man, it sounds like about the best place ever.

What might be a decent replacement for Chiodo's Tavern, the 100 year old bar less than three miles from my house that was closed up two years ago to make room for a Walgreen's. It had an open back porch where you could sit in the summer, and grapes grew all over the porch frame. It used to be the best place ever. But now it's gone.
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Re: Blogs Return: July '06
« Reply #38 on: July 27, 2006, 01:12:04 pm »

This was one hell of a blog update.  It basically made up for the lack of a strip; the interactions between Cornelius and Ray are just priceless.

"I detest that amateurish, clinical irony."
"Wow.  What?  I mean, never mind."
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Re: Blogs Return: July '06
« Reply #39 on: July 27, 2006, 01:14:56 pm »

Hobot, I was just about to quote that very section of the blog post and commend the SAME ASPECT OMG

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Re: Blogs Return: July '06
« Reply #40 on: July 27, 2006, 01:15:08 pm »

"Man, your mouth is like a golden hole."

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« Reply #41 on: July 27, 2006, 03:44:38 pm »


What might be a decent replacement for Chiodo's Tavern, the 100 year old bar less than three miles from my house that was closed up two years ago to make room for a Walgreen's. It had an open back porch where you could sit in the summer, and grapes grew all over the porch frame. It used to be the best place ever. But now it's gone.

Oh god, you need to post this at The Saddest Thing.  If you can find a photograph it would be even better.
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Re: Blogs Return: July '06
« Reply #42 on: July 27, 2006, 05:58:55 pm »

"Cornelius Bear Chrysostom", yeah, I totally dig how that sounds.
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Re: Blogs Return: July '06
« Reply #43 on: July 27, 2006, 06:21:42 pm »

i don't really like PF Chang's, either.
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Re: Blogs Return: July '06
« Reply #44 on: July 27, 2006, 07:52:12 pm »

I'm on assignment.  I now have 24 hours to drop "Your mouth is like a golden hole." in regular conversation.
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