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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #15 on: July 07, 2006, 07:56:52 pm »

A better adjustable hot sauce would have capsaicin locked inside microscopic inert balls floating in suspension in the remainder of the liquid. Turn the dial and you either turn up a magnet or some sort of static electricity (think of how isinglass works) which causes some of the balls to open and release the capsaicin into suspension.

Tomorrow Hot Sauce! Excellent on Tomorrow Chicken!
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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #16 on: July 07, 2006, 08:06:41 pm »

but, wouldn't you get little gel-balls in your drink?
I think we all know how that turns out...
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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2006, 08:18:33 pm »

 
Also, I can't help but think that this strip will lead to still more shameless marketing.

But Ray is already in the hot sauce business. Onstad is messing with my already tenuous grasp of the boundary between fantasy and reality.
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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #18 on: July 07, 2006, 09:23:24 pm »

The whole hot sauce thing is so stupid and funny. It's my favorite seemingly enduring element of American pop culture.

We really don't seem to do that over here, indeed. Closest we ever came was Lime Pickle, the jar of which must have been about 17 years old, and yet was still half full of the green, oily, grainy explosive. I'm not even sure if it was still possible to purchase, create, or dream up the stuff that was in that jar. Hazmat suits were involved in bringing it to the table for a meal...
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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2006, 12:05:27 am »

A better adjustable hot sauce would have capsaicin locked inside microscopic inert balls floating in suspension in the remainder of the liquid. Turn the dial and you either turn up a magnet or some sort of static electricity (think of how isinglass works) which causes some of the balls to open and release the capsaicin into suspension.


Buckyballs?
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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2006, 12:50:48 am »

nothing about this wasn't amazing

kudos on some of the funniest alt-text in months too
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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #21 on: July 08, 2006, 02:24:30 am »

Buckyballs?

http://www.seed.slb.com/en/scictr/lab/buckyball/index.htm

Named after Buckminster Fuller.

Also known for making fucked-up looking vehicles.
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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #22 on: July 08, 2006, 08:54:48 am »

Q, I think Aug was actually mentioning them, not questioing them....you see, he was the first to use the term in the thread.

Dude was on Jeopardy!
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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #23 on: July 08, 2006, 10:13:34 am »

Oh...  OH!

Man... I... Uh...


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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #24 on: July 08, 2006, 01:32:30 pm »

Hell, my husband is sourcing isotopically pure buckyballs for his experiment right now. Dude gets to use the stuff in his everyday life.

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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #25 on: July 08, 2006, 03:54:40 pm »

man, Q, the dude already knew what Buckeyballs were.

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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #27 on: July 10, 2006, 12:04:17 am »

No one else thought Ray was saying "No" because he is taking this to the next level?  I'm smelling an arc here.

Then again, I thought to the last minute that Beef was going to punk out Ray at the end of the GOF, so what the hell do I know about what goes on between these two fellas.
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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #28 on: July 10, 2006, 01:35:59 pm »

But Ray is already in the hot sauce business. Onstad is messing with my already tenuous grasp of the boundary between fantasy and reality.

Oh, wombat... I already knew about the hot sauce. Everyone knows about the hot sauce... I just meant that Onstad was going to somehow tie in his own actual product to the up coming strip, or market some new insane hot sauce via Achewood.  But now, you've turned this thread into an add for Rad Chillies.  You are basically Onstad's tool.  This is what he wanted all the long.
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Re: July 7 2006 - Mouth Mace! Daaamn!
« Reply #29 on: July 10, 2006, 04:55:59 pm »

While I am at the beach, you can be sure I will visit Try My Nuts to photograph all the crazy hot sauces.
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