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Author Topic: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!  (Read 6962 times)

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July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« on: July 14, 2006, 05:17:00 am »
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2006, 05:17:47 am »
The depressed cat killed the angry cat with the "rockin' thighs"
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2006, 05:22:19 am »
Smick, I think your avatar says it best.
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2006, 05:26:46 am »
Dude is pretty sensitive about his Thighs.  Well not anymore I guess.

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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2006, 05:31:07 am »
The rough chuckles have been worked.
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2006, 05:37:35 am »
The crap dude had a heart attack while being an asshole in someone's cornfield.
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2006, 05:37:55 am »
I'M JUST TRYING TO GET IN YOUR HEAD, YOU KNOW?

The cornfield angle is especially surreal. I mean... dang.
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2006, 05:42:24 am »
but damn that was a good one.
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2006, 05:53:57 am »
Damn indeed.

Who is Onstar though? Is he calling his wife or is the car called Onstar or something?
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2006, 05:58:50 am »
Onstar is a service sold in GM vehicles that basically puts you in touch with a magic operator to fix your problems.  They can unlock your doors remotely or call for emergency assistance and whatnot.

It is basically like an auto association with a neat little name and scary Big Brother abilities.
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2006, 06:10:14 am »
Onstar? Onstar?  More like.... Constar! am I rite?



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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2006, 06:28:43 am »
Three days straight and my local chums and I have been more than pleased with Achewood after a long spell of disappointment. Yes, it's free, so whatever he wants to do is up to him. But it feels so good, like now, when it connects.
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2006, 07:05:29 am »
If you ask me, the thread title should have been "THIS CORN IS YOU, RAY SMUCKLES!"

Damned first-posters.
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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2006, 07:22:55 am »
any guy that measures his self-worth in units sold or volume moved can basically go to hell in my book.

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Re: July 14th, 2006 - DOES HE KNOW HOW MUCH VOLUME I DO? NO! NO! HE DOESN'T!
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2006, 07:42:44 am »
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