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[CortJstr]

Giraffe placenta just found a new best friend: seal sex noises.

[jay-ell]

:: hangs head in shame ::

[jough]

So glad to have you back, JL 

[V-Adore]

I think what throws me off about that most is that I associate candy-pinkness of that tone with more... anatomically correct sex toys? Vibrators shaped like cartoon animals should be, like, bright lavender, in my opinion.

[Drygioni]

JL, if I was your bairn I'd be one proud son. If only all kids could have a mother who has done a Show and Tell on her seal-emblazoned vibrator.

Speaking from a professional point of view, is the seal's position along the phallus adjustable for women of all shapes and sizes?

[theinevitable]

Judy... you want your mom to show you her sex toys?

...hell of oedipal.

[jay-ell]

I think what throws me off about that most is that I associate candy-pinkness of that tone with more... anatomically correct sex toys? Vibrators shaped like cartoon animals should be, like, bright lavender, in my opinion.

I agree.  I was seriously disappointed that they were out of the turquoise variety. 

Speaking from a professional point of view, is the seal's position along the phallus adjustable for women of all shapes and sizes?

No.  But the tail does gyrate.  It has a separate control from the nose-vibration function.

[jay-ell]

::Grabs thread with both hands, yanks it back on topic::

Wombat, did you recieve your hair product yet?  Does it work? 

We're dying to know.  I'm half tempted to go ahead and place an order now, but I promised myself I'd wait for your review. 

[wombat]

I just got it - I have only used it a couple of times, so I am still thinking about it.  It's weird to wash your hair with something that doesn't lather - I think it takes longer (even if you don't follow their absurdly complicated instructions) because it's harder to be sure you've got it spread out everywhere.  It certainly does clean my hair - I was actually a little dubious about that - and it does not make my head itchy.

But does it make my hair astonishingly more beautiful?  Not immediately.  It is not a magical effect that has instantly changed my life or anything.

Still, I think I have to use it longer to decide if it is worth using anyway.  I mean, there are so many different varibles that go into whether any given day is a good or bad hair day.  And I have to figure out whether to also use it as a 'leave-in conditioner' or not. And I don't like my most recent haircut that much, so... many variables.

It sure smells nice though. 

[jay-ell]

Hm.  So are you supposed to use this stuff in the shower, or does it get smeared it on your dry head, or do you have the option?  Something in your post made it sound like you were using it in the shower, but I'm not sure what.

I have really short hair right now so I imagine it won't be too hard to spread around, even without absurdly complicated instructions.  Does it moisten your hair and help you smush it into a style, or will it make unruly hair simply unruly plus clean?  I imagine (based on my experience with their styling creme) that it works as a "cleanse as you style" type of product but you never know.  Also, what if I have styling products in my hair?  Does it magically remove that too, or is it designed more for dealing with scalp oil and dirt? 

Maybe you should wash half your head with Wen and the other half with your regular shampoo and see how that goes. 

After that, could you do me a favor and rub this makeup into your eyes, and tell me if it stings? 

[wombat]

You use it like a shampoo, except it doesn't lather, and then you can put more on and leave it in. The instructions are here:
http://www.chazdean.com/wenusage.html

I guess they are pretty much just instructions for washing your hair, but they seem awfully nitpicky.

So far I don't think I like the effect of leaving it in - my hair feels soft, but I have very fine hair and it seems like the least bit of anything weighs it down and makes it look limper without having any real effect on the parts that are unruly.  And since I don't spend a lot of time running my fingers through my own hair, I am more concerned with how it looks than how it feels.

I except that really you are supposed to use this stuff to clean and then the stuff that you already have to style.  I mean, if only because why wouldn't they want to sell you two things if they could instead of only selling you one?

[AugustWest]

I think I'm growing hell of ovaries just reading this thread.

[pmcd9]

August shoots and he scores.

~Paul

[jough]

August's ovaries FTW.

[side_show]

I think I'm growing hell of ovaries just reading this thread.

"Unnngh...." *Pop!* "unnngh...." *Pop!* ..."AWestina want hair product!  AWestina want hair product!  Raagh!"