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Re: Left over packets from take-out food, repurposed:
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2006, 11:31:06 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on July 16, 2006, 08:42:08 pm
Fancy Sauce. You know, because it's always Fancy Ketchup when it comes from a packet?


Why is this?  I just went and checked the Heinz ketchup we have in a bottle, and indeed, it is not 'fancy'.  I feel ripped off now.

Yes, it has come to this. I spend my weekend looking through the fridge because of what people say on a messageboard. And use the small font.
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Re: Left over packets from take-out food, repurposed:
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2006, 11:46:27 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on July 16, 2006, 11:11:48 pm
Are you gonna post a picture of your breast?

~Paul

No, but here's a lot of normal non-implanted women who did.  It's almost shocking to see normal breasts now.  My friend and I were recently talking about how all we ever see is implant boobs now (not just in porno, but everywhere!).  There's a pretty fascinating variety of "normal" boobs. Hollywood boobs all look like they came out of the same jello mould.
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Re: Left over packets from take-out food, repurposed:
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2006, 12:25:50 am »
I'm imagining breasts that are shaped like those jello-molds that are like tiny castles. I am laughing pretty hard at this.

in this museum in Venice (the palace of the Doge, actually), my friends and I saw a painting of, I swear, Breasts on a Plate. Nobody in our group could explain the things on the plate as anything but Human Breasts. We came up with a variety of stories for why the Boobs on a Plate picture existed.
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Re: Left over packets from take-out food, repurposed:
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2006, 12:33:51 am »
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Re: Left over packets from take-out food, repurposed:
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2006, 12:43:30 am »
Hello, I was talking about the chicken, where are your minds at?  Linnea, why you keep callin' me creepy?

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Re: Left over packets from take-out food, repurposed:
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2006, 01:00:41 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on July 17, 2006, 12:25:50 am
I'm imagining breasts that are shaped like those jello-molds that are like tiny castles. I am laughing pretty hard at this.

in this museum in Venice (the palace of the Doge, actually), my friends and I saw a painting of, I swear, Breasts on a Plate. Nobody in our group could explain the things on the plate as anything but Human Breasts. We came up with a variety of stories for why the Boobs on a Plate picture existed.

A couple years at work we had Jell-O boobs with marshmallow nipples on a plate. I don't think anybody ate any though.
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Re: Left over packets from take-out food, repurposed:
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2006, 01:16:09 am »
Well, Paul, you come off as a bit creepy.

I mean, let's not quibble over terminology.
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Re: Left over packets from take-out food, repurposed:
« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2006, 04:46:51 am »
breasts on a plate usually refer to saint agatha of sicily. some roman prefect took a liking to dear old agatha, and didn't take rejection very nicely-- he ordered her breasts cut off (among other nasty things). so in a lot of christian art st. aggie is depicted as carrying breasts on a platter. yes, "breasts on a platter" is, i believe, the correct term.

another interesting fact: the shape of her amputated breasts gave rise to her attribute as patron saint of bell-makers. who knew?

because achewood is all about education.

incidentally, this is my first post! hi guys.
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Re: Left over packets from take-out food, repurposed:
« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2006, 05:37:11 am »
Hullo APat.  Damn this thread has taken a turn for the weird.

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I'm not creepy!!!
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Re: Left over packets from take-out food, repurposed:
« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2006, 05:58:57 am »
oh my god, that is amazing. I am so proud that it was, in fact, boobs on a plate.
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Re: Left over packets from take-out food, repurposed:
« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2006, 03:43:23 pm »
Quote from: anotherpat on July 24, 2006, 04:46:51 am
breasts on a plate usually refer to saint agatha of sicily. some roman prefect took a liking to dear old agatha, and didn't take rejection very nicely-- he ordered her breasts cut off (among other nasty things). so in a lot of christian art st. aggie is depicted as carrying breasts on a platter. yes, "breasts on a platter" is, i believe, the correct term.

another interesting fact: the shape of her amputated breasts gave rise to her attribute as patron saint of bell-makers. who knew?

because achewood is all about education.

incidentally, this is my first post! hi guys.

APat - Wow...your first post is about amputated breasts on a platter.  We all wait with baited breath to see what will possiblly come next.  I look forward to you bringing use more creepy and fascinating facts.

Also, Paul... see, we've all seen so many cliched films where the villain twists his mustache between two fingers while scheming.  And we see your mustache is styled in such a way as to require some twisting.  Hence we know you scheme - even if we haven't seen it yet - and that's what makes you creepy.
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Re: Left over packets from take-out food, repurposed:
« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2006, 04:15:52 pm »
Quote from: side_show on July 24, 2006, 03:43:23 pm
APat - Wow...your first post is about amputated breasts on a platter.  We all wait with baited breath to see what will possiblly come next.  I look forward to you bringing use more creepy and fascinating facts.

Also, Paul... see, we've all seen so many cliched films where the villain twists his mustache between two fingers while scheming.  And we see your mustache is styled in such a way as to require some twisting.  Hence we know you scheme - even if we haven't seen it yet - and that's what makes you creepy.

This sign is legally required to be posted in front of Paul's house.
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Re: Left over packets from take-out food, repurposed:
« Reply #27 on: July 29, 2006, 07:09:33 am »
side_show, there's simply no way i can beat Breasts-on-a-Platter (TM). I am a one-hit wonder.

I predict a few more mediocrely-funny posts, then a downward spiral into heroin addiction accompanied by increasingly-incoherent posts, and finally a flamingly-spectacular exit from TOUAMB.

in 2010 jough and ADawg will run another thread titled "where are these assholes now?" where i will feature in passing.

delicious-munge-sauce --> breasts-on-a-platter --> soul-crushingly-emo-self-flagellation. viva la threadjack.
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