See, here is my quandary: The house next door is abandoned, and there is only about a 6 ft space between our house and this abandoned house. The house next to it is occupied by the most awful family, who - in the three times I have met them- have gone out of their way to let me know exactly why they wish my house hadn't been built, why we shouldn't live where we live, etc, and who communicate almost entirely by screaming. Seriously. The wife is in the back yard, the husband is in the front and they have entire coversations via screaming. Then one of them goes in the house and they continue to converse through screaming. A couple weeks ago they were screaming more intensely about how awful their oldest son is, and although they both clearly agreed that they no longer want him to stay there anymore, they continued to scream as they conversed about it. Then the son came by and the two of them screamed at him, and he screamed back that he didn't want to stay there anymore anyway. Earlier, their younger son screamed about touching a bug, I must have heard "Ew! Gross! Ew! Gross!" about 200 times, and their daughter screamed about their younger son not playing the game they were playing by the rules. I think of the abandoned house as a nice buffer zone, and can't imagine what I would do if I had to live without a house between us. I would probably talk to them in a nice quite tone, and they would get so confused their brains would explode. While I dream of calling the city, having the house knocked down, buying the lot and building a beautiful sun room and giant garden, I also know that the people on the other side are basically the worst neighbours ever.