**Clerks II SPOILER ALERT**
I saw it on Saturday.
Jough, I have to agree with you, the song and dance routine was lovely, the go cart thing went on way, way too long, and if you think the donkey scene was a little too much, try watching it while sitting next to your buddy's mother. That was so awkward...
Anyway, I did enjoy it over all, and was genuinely touched by the final ode to friendship at the end. The laughs were good, and I enjoyed the Jay and Silent Bob stuff to a point.
I was a little bothered at the whole "it's okay to cheat if the other relationship was meant to be" message. In reality, a relationship built on infidelity is never one that equates to a happy ending/foundation to build your life/future on. I don't remember enough of the first Clerks movie to remember if his fiance was referred to in the first one, so maybe it was pre-established elsewhere that she was a horrible bitch, but in this film, there was some serious glossing over of the whole issue of cheating... Yeah, she was a little controlling, but otherwise not horrible, and seemed to be genuinely in love with Dante, and she was just sort of written off after running of crying, basically pretty horribly "punished" for doing nothing wrong. What, she's evil because Randell doesn't like her/ is jealous of her usurping him? Isn't it's Dante's job to fix this instead of choosing between them? I kind of expected this to be the rub of the film. But instead none of this happens and Dante comes off a a noble guy somehow... He sees the girl in the window wave at him (so obviously and distractingly Kevin Smith's daughter) and it's sort of implied he's making the "noble" choice to be a man/father... It's all a little too easy, is all I'm saying. He hasn't earned the happy ending Smith gives him, so for me Dante came off more as lazy, staying in his comfy little niche, and giving in to the easy road... which is sort of the opposite of what Smith was obviously going for. This is made all even more fucked up, in that Smith cast his own wife as Dante's fiance. WTF?
I seem to remember this as being recurring in other Kevin Smith movies. I remember one of my friends was really pissed off after seeing... I think it was Chasing Amy?.. that infidelity = okay in another Kevin Smith Film... and wasn't this along the same lines in the first Clerks?... it's all pretty hazy to me. I haven't seen his other movies in years, and they don't really stick with me as anything but episodically enjoyable moments, loosely strung together to make the funny.
But if I don't look at the underlying message of the film... I enjoyed it, it was good fun, and true to the original. Basically episodically enjoyable moments, loosely and questionably strung together to make the funny.