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[Turbo Ninja]

Why then it is easily recognized as a bush by Phillipe? We need to get to the bottom of this people (or maybe not).

It was also easily recognized as a bush by George Michael, so LieBot's creation obviously wasn't as bad as Onstad's drawing of it.  The original fake bush probably looked pretty convincing but we're seeing a lesser version in much the same way that a Xerox machine does the best it can with a copy of a copy but there will always be loss in quality between generations.

Either that or George Michael is five years old.

[melack]

When I first glanced at the last panel, before reading the whole thing, I thought it was Cartilage Head. Look at those limbs move over that fence!

[theinevitable]

obviously, there is a small tag on the bush reading "Fake Bush, 7.99$" and then there's the UPC ("Bar Code"). Maybe on the tag there is also a yellow bar stating the "Bi-Lo Bonuscard" sale price.

[AlohaDawg]

Let see, we've had Mr Achewood, the Achewood Guy, the Achewood Chap and now, Achewood Hombre. I think the first three were all banned.

I'm surprised there wasn't a preemptive strike.

[robot_god]

When I first glanced at the last panel, before reading the whole thing, I thought it was Cartilage Head. Look at those limbs move over that fence!

George Michael's head never bobs:  spiderlike, all limbs flowing fluidly, eyes glazed.

[rabidambulance]

It is a poor bush because it is LieBot's bush.  LieBot fabricated an artificial bush so that he might lure the Artist Formerly Known As Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou into it.  Chris Onstad had to represent an interpretation of a bush and this is what we get.  It is several levels removed from being a real bush.

Considering I was thinking the same thing, you must be wrong.  I'm like the world's worst Achewood prognosticator.

Either that or George Michael is five years old.

Men can look past a lot of faults, including a really really crappily made fake bush, if it means putting their thingy into someone else's thingy.

[mrchee]

Observe how fixated Georges gaze is on the bush as he climbs the fence

[colmore]

Men can look past a lot of faults, including a really really crappily made fake bush, if it means putting their thingy into someone else's thingy.

I think the term is "merkin."

[mrchee]

I think the term is "merkin."

Thank you for that

There goes a can

[Hobot]

I thought George Michael was Brad Pitt circa Fight Club in panels six and seven before I saw the full view of his face.

Also, the reason both Philippe and Mr Michael recognised the shrub for what it was is obviously that the palette of the world is not actually restricted to black and white.

[Doc]

George Michael's head never bobs:  spiderlike, all limbs flowing fluidly, eyes glazed.

Exactly.