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Lance Bass of 'N Sync reveals he's gay
« on: July 27, 2006, 12:56:23 pm »
Wouldn't "reveals" in this case be a misnomer?

Also, I love how Yahoo News dug up the gayest possible photo of Bass for the article.  The only way he could look more gay in it would be to actually have a cock in his mouth when the photo was being taken.

I can just imagine the newsroom discussions "No, dammit, that photo isn't GAY enough.  Dig a little deeper into the archives!"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060726/ap_en_mu/people_lance_bass_10
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Re: Lance Bass of 'N Sync reveals he's gay
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2006, 01:08:40 pm »
I'm surprised there aren't more yet.  There are too many boy band members with too much elaborately-styled facial hair for only one of them to be gay.

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Re: Lance Bass of 'N Sync reveals he's gay
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2006, 01:26:32 pm »
Yesterday on Jim Rome, he spoke for everyone in existence on the face of the planet.

"Who cares?"
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Re: Lance Bass of 'N Sync reveals he's gay
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2006, 02:02:37 pm »
Yes, I was amazed that his sexual preference made the national and international news.
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Re: Lance Bass of 'N Sync reveals he's gay
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2006, 03:42:23 pm »
Am I supposed to know who this person is?
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Re: Lance Bass of 'N Sync reveals he's gay
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2006, 03:43:27 pm »
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Re: Lance Bass of 'N Sync reveals he's gay
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2006, 04:00:34 pm »
I'm more confused as to why he's wearing a Radio Shack mock turtle neck in that photo.  Really, that is the question that needs to be asked.

I am amused at the idea that many teen girl are probably very confused about their lonely bedroom fantasies right now.
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Re: Lance Bass of 'N Sync reveals he's gay
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2006, 04:01:30 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on July 27, 2006, 03:43:27 pm
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Re: Lance Bass of 'N Sync reveals he's gay
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2006, 04:22:28 pm »
He admitted himself in the article that he's coming out now becauese nobody cares about n'sync anymore.

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Re: Lance Bass of 'N Sync reveals he's gay
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2006, 04:33:09 pm »
Yes, Paul, this is a rich detail.

Indeed, what he should have said is: "I have pimped my looks as far as they will go in the pre-teen market, and will now do the sensible thing and market myself to a new, and far wealthier, demographic of people disposable incomes."
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Re: Lance Bass of 'N Sync reveals he's gay
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2006, 06:07:27 pm »
Quote from: side_show on July 27, 2006, 04:33:09 pm
Yes, Paul, this is a rich detail.

Indeed, what he should have said is: "I have pimped my looks as far as they will go in the pre-teen market, and will now do the sensible thing and market myself to a new, and far wealthier, demographic of people disposable incomes."

Word.

Sometimes it seems like the gay guy is the last to know.

At least he wasn't photographed coming out of the bushes with his ##### down after a tryst with a 50 year old unemployed van driver.

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Re: Lance Bass of 'N Sync reveals he's gay
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2006, 06:14:28 pm »
Quote from: AlohaDawg on July 27, 2006, 06:07:27 pm
At least he wasn't photographed coming out of the bushes with his ****** down after a tryst with a 50 year old unemployed van driver.

Just like this current story, the real story in the bushes incident is who the fuck is following around George Michael anymore?
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Re: Lance Bass of 'N Sync reveals he's gay
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2006, 06:15:37 pm »
It might just be my bad monitor at work, but in that picture he actually looks a fair bit like some late-30s-early-40s lesbians I know.
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Re: Lance Bass of 'N Sync reveals he's gay
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2006, 06:42:40 pm »
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You say one day soon we will all stand as brothers, 'til then I guess we'll just stand around.

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Re: Lance Bass of 'N Sync reveals he's gay
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2006, 08:24:35 pm »
Quote from: Mite on July 27, 2006, 06:15:37 pm
It might just be my bad monitor at work, but in that picture he actually looks a fair bit like some late-30s-early-40s lesbians I know.
See, now if he were to declare himself a lesbian, that would be more interesting news.

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