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Author Topic: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"  (Read 13368 times)

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July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« on: July 30, 2006, 09:45:41 am »
Free-swingin' cat dong

Good sweet lord. That Pat photo will both stick in the mind and haunt it for ages. That's exactly how Pat would look with magic realism, but trust Onstad to make it interesting.

I am talking about his c*ck.

But, the rest of the strip was very good too! I'm not obsessed with cock!
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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2006, 11:21:00 am »
No Judy, the c*ck really is basically the whole point.
The magic realism explanation is basically filler when compared to that last frame, hell if today's comic had been 'Soon' and the Pat frame I'd have been perfectly happy.

That said Ray standing in his raining RV is my new favourite Ray picture.
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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2006, 12:47:09 pm »
We return Thursday.

Well, I guess Pat doesn't feel like a Vegan on the inside?  And what's with the crotchless/buttless chaps?  I guess Pat is really really fuck*ng gay on the inside?

I guess gay + meat-eater go together, though.

So does a gay meat-eating cat's cock = teh funny nowadays?  Is this what you kids are laughing at?
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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2006, 01:27:58 pm »
The vegan cat secretly wishes that he was a member of The Village People and also raised Angus Cattle.
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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2006, 02:13:19 pm »
Oh, there I was on a Sunday morning, innocently enjoying Ray's magical RV.... nooooooooooo MY EYES!!!! Oh god it is worse than that cut-out of Nice Pete with the wings...

 
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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2006, 02:45:47 pm »
MisterQueue are you going to take this insult lying down
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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2006, 02:53:09 pm »
Ray is absolutely put out with his mexican RV.  He has had it.  This RV is nothing but a disappointment, and it isn't shaping up despite being told to.

And just because Pat's holding sausages and wearing nothing but chaps, a mustache, and an er...

Yeah, I give up.

That's gay.
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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2006, 03:00:22 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on July 30, 2006, 02:45:47 pm
MisterQueue are you going to take this insult lying down


Man this schtick was old yesterday.
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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2006, 03:10:10 pm »
Man. Barbs.



Sorry.
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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2006, 03:16:09 pm »
The funniest thing to me is how foaming, flamboyantly wrathful Pat's gayness is. He's basically showing every slacker, lispy gay dude in the area how to do it properly. Loudly pouring forth a string of semi-coherent gay obscenities that's making every garage door in the block rattle, flailing people senseless with that sausage, after clubbing them in the nape with the chicken thigh...
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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2006, 03:25:14 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on July 30, 2006, 03:16:09 pm
The funniest thing to me is how foaming, flamboyantly wrathful Pat's gayness is. He's basically showing every slacker, lispy gay dude in the area how to do it properly. Loudly pouring forth a string of semi-coherent gay obscenities that's making every garage door in the block rattle, flailing people senseless with that sausage, after clubbing them in the nape with the chicken thigh...

I don't think Pat is gay. Pat is "taking back" what he considers manly-imagery (assless #####, meat, etc.) from the homosexual barbers who dog him at every turn
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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2006, 03:48:00 pm »
I would not have thought that Téodor feels like "some blowjob from Banana Republic ads" on the inside; he does not strike me as a fellow with a lot of self-confidence (though he obviously has more than Beef, who has the temperature equivalent of absolute zero on the Kelvin scale when it comes to self-esteem).

I would enjoy seeing how Ray feels about himself.
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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2006, 03:49:55 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on July 30, 2006, 03:48:00 pm
I would enjoy seeing how Ray feels about himself.

Ray would either show up completely as he is... or he would be "RAY, RAY, A HUNDRED RAYS, ONE THOUSAND RAYS!" With shimmering light around his head and mad fly honeys in his lap.  That's right, not just honeys, but MAD FLY honeys.
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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2006, 03:56:13 pm »
Ray Smuckles = Zaphod Beeblebrox
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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2006, 03:58:26 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on July 30, 2006, 03:49:55 pm
Ray would either show up completely as he is... or he would be "RAY, RAY, A HUNDRED RAYS, ONE THOUSAND RAYS!" With shimmering light around his head and mad fly honeys in his lap.  That's right, not just honeys, but MAD FLY honeys.

Something like this, but with more bitches.
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