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Author Topic: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"  (Read 13383 times)

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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #45 on: July 31, 2006, 04:00:06 pm »
This is not how I wanted to start my week.
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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #46 on: July 31, 2006, 04:22:23 pm »
I came to the party late. Thanks for posting the original picture! Holy schlong!

Also, how about these:

Eats out with his meat out (you know, hides it under his napkin, it's OK)
Means out with his peen out
Gongs out with his schlong out
Takes out with his snake out ("takes out" == "getting take-out")

oh, i've spent too much energy on this already.
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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #47 on: July 31, 2006, 04:44:59 pm »
All right, I couldn't bear to keep that Pat image up as my avatar any longer. That thing is just too disturbing to look at on a regular basis. I'm all ooged out now.

... the kind of ooged out that could probably be relieved by something in some kind of tiny can...
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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #48 on: July 31, 2006, 04:51:28 pm »
Quote from: elfbabe on July 31, 2006, 04:44:59 pm

... the kind of ooged out that could probably be relieved by something in some kind of tiny can...

Man.. begging just makes me want to take them away... take them all away...

You're lucky I'm feeling lazy today.
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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #49 on: July 31, 2006, 06:59:06 pm »
Maybe the two versions of the strip are part of achewood canon.  Like, we saw the picture of a heavy Roast Beef turn into John Popper from Blues Traveler right before our eyes. 

Maybe earlier in the day, Pat felt he was a badass with a huge dick, and then later his self esteem was hurt and he felt dickless, and now he has resumed his self esteem and his huge dick image.

MAGICAL REALISM STRIKES THE READER'S DIMENSION.
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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #50 on: July 31, 2006, 07:08:03 pm »
Well, the cat c*ck is up again.
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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #51 on: July 31, 2006, 07:39:42 pm »
Quote from: KeithHernandez on July 31, 2006, 07:08:03 pm
Well, the cat c*ck is up again.

I'm going to have to start using this phrase in everyday conversation.
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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #52 on: July 31, 2006, 09:33:33 pm »
OH LORD

I didn't see the original, so I was sitting here yesterday and going "Why do all these TOUAMBers think that curve is a c*ck."

But there it is. Tony Millionaire must have made a drunken dare on Onstad.
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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #53 on: July 31, 2006, 09:43:31 pm »
OMG this is madness.
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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #54 on: July 31, 2006, 09:55:20 pm »
Quote from: keef on July 31, 2006, 07:39:42 pm
I'm going to have to start using this phrase in everyday conversation.

Instead of, "well the NASDAQ is up again"

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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #55 on: July 31, 2006, 11:27:34 pm »
Quote from: KeithHernandez on July 31, 2006, 07:08:03 pm
Well, the cat c*ck is up again.
Quote from: mrchee on July 31, 2006, 09:55:20 pm
Instead of, "well the NASDAQ is up again"

Investing in cat c*ck futures.
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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #56 on: July 31, 2006, 11:31:46 pm »
Quote from: EgoSumNoah on July 31, 2006, 11:27:34 pm
Investing in cat c*ck futures.

"Stocks went up today when a beautiful stray entered the room. After a brief relapse, the day finished on a high with a midnight liaison in an alley"
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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #57 on: July 31, 2006, 11:41:24 pm »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on July 31, 2006, 11:31:46 pm
"Stocks went up today when a beautiful stray entered the room. After a brief relapse, the day finished on a high with a midnight liaison in an alley"

Also, barbs.

Film at 11.
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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #58 on: July 31, 2006, 11:59:19 pm »
I just hope we get a further exploration of Pat's psyche. Unlikely, of course; Pat's sexuality and militant veganism are key portions of the Achewood subtext. For Onstad to blatantly address these issues would alienate the key "repressed homosexual vegan who wants a drumstick" demographic so critical to Achewood's success.

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Re: July 31st. 2006 - "What if we took a picture of Pat"
« Reply #59 on: August 01, 2006, 12:20:39 am »
You mean 'discreet'?  Or I don't know, maybe you mean that your service competes with other, inferior services that can only provide encounters in multiples of x, where x is any real number in the set [0, inf)
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