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Re: Paul is here.
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2006, 05:01:15 pm »
Welcome, Reni! I hope you enjoy the community. I will always remember your husband as the one who eventually caused me to learn what a 'priapism' is. And we're all about education here.
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Re: Paul is here.
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2006, 05:47:36 pm »
Tiny cans for promises kept!

Weclome!
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« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2006, 07:17:40 pm »
Thanks! I love the Khaaaaaaan avatar!!  :D
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Re: Paul is here.
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2006, 07:39:36 pm »
Thanks Kate.  Remember y'all, she said it was a pleasure with an exclamation point.  Thanks to you and Jorge for allowing me into your home.  You are a very gracious couple.  Sorry I missed your recital.

Jorge, Kate, and Jorge's hot mom

Jorge and Kate

Jorge and I

~Paul
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Re: Paul is here.
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2006, 07:54:19 pm »
You are welcome anytime Paul! Thanks again for the lift to the train this morning....I hope you found your way to the interstate with no problems.

Oh man, I do not photograph well.....

Did you find some wireless access at the Iowa rest stops?? :)


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Re: Paul is here.
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2006, 08:02:42 pm »
Quote from: Reni on August 10, 2006, 07:54:19 pm
Did you find some wireless access at the Iowa rest stops?? :)

Yes, every rest stop should have wireless access.  C'mon America, get with the program, and follow Iowa's lead.

Quote from: Reni on August 10, 2006, 07:54:19 pm
Oh man, I do not photograph well..... I am a babe, who looks totally hot.

Fixed that.

Now, I must ease on down the road.

~Paul
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Re: Paul is here.
« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2006, 08:14:51 pm »
Reni photographs just fine.

Jorge looks different in his avatar (me, I look about the same as in mine).

Paul, are you on a TOUAMB tour of the U.S. or something?

We seriously need to get an East Coast TOUAMBathon going.  Maybe once the weather is not so hot.

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Re: Paul is here.
« Reply #22 on: August 10, 2006, 08:59:08 pm »
My avatar is Dietrich Bonhoeffer, for the record. There seems to be some confusion there.
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Re: Paul is here.
« Reply #23 on: August 10, 2006, 09:23:22 pm »
Hello, Reni! Welcome to the board!

Also, Paul, if you keep this up, I'll be expecting you to just drop by sometime. I can explain to my roommates that of course it's okay, this is Paul! From the Internet! And then we can, you know, go out and get food or something.

I think my imagination might be broken.
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Re: Paul is here.
« Reply #24 on: August 10, 2006, 09:28:10 pm »
Paul - I have enjoyed looking through some of your flickr pictures!! I love the artcars!!
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Re: Paul is here.
« Reply #25 on: August 10, 2006, 09:29:45 pm »
Quote from: V-Adore on August 10, 2006, 09:23:22 pm
I think my imagination might be broken.

I have some pills that can fix that.  Well... it's not pills so much as a surgical kit containing a scalpel and a lot of rubber tubing.


Er.. anyway... really I'm just saying welcome to Reni.
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Re: Paul is here.
« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2006, 09:52:38 pm »
Quote from: misterqueue on August 10, 2006, 09:29:45 pm
I have some pills that can fix that.  Well... it's not pills so much as a surgical kit containing a scalpel and a lot of rubber tubing.

Ah, it's good to be back. It's been such a long time since I've been threatened with weird violence on a messageboard.
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« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2006, 10:15:34 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on August 10, 2006, 10:03:32 pm
shutup v you know you're gay for the drty threat-threat talk..

... well, maybe in the sense that Q makes me less attracted to men in general, certainly...
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Re: Paul is here.
« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2006, 10:41:11 pm »
dude (judy), you do not tell someone's wife that. Jeez.

hello, Mrs. F.
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Re: Paul is here.
« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2006, 11:12:40 pm »
Paul, I've actually felt a physical twinge of jealously more than once when reading this thread.  In the picture of you and Jorge, you have some cool glasses.  Are they new, or have I just not noticed them before?

Also, hi Reni - you'll find the male-to-female ratio is so high that Jorge will basically need to fend off other suiters with a cyber stick.  A cyber stick!
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