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[Bobby Isosceles]

What do you get when you combine that asinine New-Age "Indigo" phenomenon with B-List celebrity inanity attention-seeking?

Jenny McCarthy's "Indigo Moms" community portal!

[side_show]

Jenny has a 4-year-old son, Evan, who is a Crystal child.

Wha?  Like if you drop Evan he'll shatter into a million sharp little pieces? 

[CortJstr]

What do you get when you combine that asinine New-Age "Indigo" phenomenon with B-List celebrity inanity attention-seeking?

Jenny McCarthy's "Indigo Moms" community portal!

The what phenomenon?

[jough]

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Jesus Bartholemew Christ.  I wasn't even being choosy about the ridiculous things I grabbed and pasted here.  Quantum waterfalls?  You mean like sub-atomic waterfalls?  How would that even work?  It wouldn't be water anymore...

[jough]

HOW DO I KNOW IF I HAVE AN INDIGO CHILD?

These children are special in that they are the new leaders of the future. These children are born after 1980.

Fuck!  I guess I can't be an indiglo child, then.  Damn it!

[Bobby Isosceles]

This sums up the Indigo Child phenomenon perfectly for me:

The day I found out I was an adult Indigo will stay with me forever. I was walking hand in hand with my son down a Los Angeles street when this women approached me and said, “You’re an Indigo and your son is a Crystal.” I immediately replied, “Yes!” and the woman smiled at me and walked away. I stood there for a moment, because I had no idea what the heck an Indigo and Crystal was, but I seemed so sure of it when I had blurted out “Yes!”

[Bobby Isosceles]

Fuck!  I guess I can't be an indiglo child, then.  Damn it!

Yeah, you just have Developmental and Behavioral Problems, just like all the other kids who acted Crystal or Indigo before they decided Crystal or Indigo was a nicer way of saying "Developmental and Behavioral Problems."

[Bobby Isosceles]

The what phenomenon?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigo_children

I daren't quote from it. Seriously, Cock Rub Warriors was less offensive to my sensibilities.

[misterqueue]

People who are uncomfortable with uncertainty will fill it with any number of silly things.  This is one in a long line of absurdities.

I mean this is no more offensively ludicrous to me than angels or scientology or being an augur.  (Well I guess in the last bit you're killing something for no rational reason.)  Just because a "celebrity" is attached to it doesn't mean I get any more irritated by it than any other.

I mean we are talking about Jenny McCarthy anyway right?  The woman who used to appear in Candies ads on the toilet and make "funny" faces on cameras in an effort to be "wacky"?  Yeah... NEXT!

[jough]

This pisses me off far less than Christian Science though, which is neither Christian nor Science and is basically a religious allowance for child abuse.

The Indiglo kids aren't really being abused except that their lives are filled with bullshit ideas, which of course is harmful too.

"You can't fire me!  I'm a former Indiglo Child!"

[Bobby Isosceles]

Q: I have an 8-year-old Indigo daughter.  She cannot grasp the concept of time, space, dates, months, math, etc.  Is this typical for Indigos?  If so, why?

"Indigo" children, so called because of the blue-purple hue of their EXTRA CHROMOSOME.

[Drygioni]

Christ. Select pointers from the Wiki article's 'characteristics' list:

# They come into the world with a feeling of royalty (and often act like it). (Read: Act spoilt and wish to be waited on hand and foot)
# They have a feeling of "deserving to be here," and are surprised when others do not share that. (Read: Feel like they own the place)
# They simply will not do certain things; for example, waiting in line is difficult for them. (Read: Impatient)
# They are not shy in letting it be known what they need. (Read: Demanding)
# Refuse to follow orders or directions. (Read: Disobedient and selgiraffe)
# Get bored rather easily with assigned tasks. (Read: Low attention span)

These seem to be just bratty kids who have a Mommy that can't believe their little darling has been raised the wrong way. Obviously, the child is just misunderstood and special. "Why is my child acting like a spoilt brat? He's an Indigo child, in case you didn't know!"

In the cases when the child has mental problems, this is very sad. It basically seems a way for an ashamed parent to avoid the doctors and explain their child's odd or different behaviour as a sympton of them being 'better' than other children. The worst way to help a child with Behaviour or Development problems is to ignore those problems and pass them off as the child being 'an Indigo kid'.

Christ.

[Bobby Isosceles]

# They come into the world with a feeling of royalty (and often act like it). (Read: Act spoilt and wish to be waited on hand and foot)
# They have a feeling of "deserving to be here," and are surprised when others do not share that. (Read: Feel like they own the place)
# They simply will not do certain things; for example, waiting in line is difficult for them. (Read: Impatient)
# They are not shy in letting it be known what they need. (Read: Demanding)
# Refuse to follow orders or directions. (Read: Disobedient and selgiraffe)
# Get bored rather easily with assigned tasks. (Read: Low attention span)

Sounds like MisterQueue to me.

[misterqueue]

Sounds like MisterQueue to me.

You can't talk to me that way!  I'm a Violet child!

[CortJstr]

You can't talk to me that way!  I'm a Violent fuck!

Fixed that for you.