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Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« on: August 15, 2006, 06:44:54 pm »
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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2006, 11:11:06 pm »
Money: no.

A tiny can of Dr. Pepper, in the spirit of generosity: yes.
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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2006, 03:09:16 pm »
Uh... WTF dude?
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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2006, 03:13:05 pm »
Mmmmm, chock full of non-sequitury goodness!
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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2006, 03:36:34 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on August 16, 2006, 03:13:05 pm
Mmmmm, chock full of non-sequitury goodness!

Not in India today!
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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2006, 12:20:14 am »
You can take your lessons in Gina's pu$$y.

Have fun taking kung-fu lessons, dude.
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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2006, 01:26:50 am »
what.
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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2006, 03:23:47 pm »
Is there something you'd like to share with the class?
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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2006, 03:24:44 pm »
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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2006, 01:11:04 am »
Dammit, you guys aren't fast enough when it comes to advancing my plan to be the first guy with negative cans in the triple digits.
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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2006, 02:38:29 am »
Elaborate?
...Yes.
Cunning?
...Yes.
Futile?
...Yes
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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2006, 05:00:24 am »
Dude, if you get close to trip digits you'll just be banned.

That's how we roll.
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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2006, 06:13:20 pm »
Aw man. So, I can't have -666 cans?

That would be SO ROCKING.

Also eBaying again after my bear. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170021180120
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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2006, 06:46:03 pm »
oh, you want to lose cans? that's so cute!

a can for you!
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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2006, 07:00:24 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 21, 2006, 06:46:03 pm

a can for you!

JUST WAIT UNTIL I KNOW KUNG FU YOU BASTAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!  >:(
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