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Author Topic: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons  (Read 4757 times)

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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2006, 08:05:25 pm »
It's just a ploy to get cans instead of having them taken away.  Reverse psychology is so early 80s.

Don't fall for it, kids.  You know he wants those cans.
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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2006, 08:43:38 pm »
I am falling for it.

or... maybe I'm not?
you never know.
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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2006, 09:38:48 pm »
I was kind of thinking that maybe the idea was to 0 him out and keep him there... if he's in the red, add, in the black reduce.

Tiny Cans of Tar to you, Fooker!
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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2006, 11:29:30 pm »
I just got banned from the QC forums for making the analogy that people going LOL EBAY in my thread was fine but people going LOL COCKS was bad.

...my precious negative cans are going away?!  ???

Damnit the hell taking away cans no matter works for me this is hella decrepit.
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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2006, 12:51:13 am »
That's a good idea.  Let's just keep him at zero.

I think I could do this with code, but it's better if the community maintains the equilibrium.
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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2006, 01:15:14 am »
i want to see where the secret discussion about me took place.

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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2006, 01:38:00 am »
What secret discussion?

Get over yourself, dude.
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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #22 on: August 22, 2006, 02:12:30 am »
Well, obviously people could tell that I was negging because all of the negging started to come back to me. I just couldn't find it said anywhere.

Therefore there must be a secret discussion. I will not rest until I find it! Zounds and soforth!
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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2006, 02:26:37 am »
Though this is the second damn time I've linked it, here you are.
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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #24 on: August 22, 2006, 02:41:21 am »
Oh.

Okay.

Hey, I made things interesting.
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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2006, 02:49:08 am »
Can we pretend this whole thread never happened?  I would like to live in a world more like that thank you.
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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2006, 03:01:46 am »
Quote from: misterqueue on August 22, 2006, 02:49:08 am
Can we pretend this whole thread never happened?  I would like to live in a world more like that thank you.

I second this.
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Re: Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung-fu lessons
« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2006, 03:11:55 am »
Locking is the first step to healing.
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