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[MattFish]

If Pat is going soft while a dude is rocking his can, he may have bigger problems than Ray can help with.

V is now rocking one additional can.

[linnea]

It doesn't make a dude gay to enjoy having his can rocked.  Some hetero guys like getting pegged!

I tried imaging it but now all I can think of is pegging. Thanks a lot, Linnea!



Call me!

However, I have to admit to being a little creeped out by the suggestion of body-cavity-as-secret-bank-vault. We just had Pulp Fiction quotes in another thread recently, but it reminds me of Butch's daddy hiding his grandfather's gold watch up his ass for three years at the Hanoi Hilton, and then having Christopher Walken's character hide it up his ass after Butch's daddy died as a prisoner of war.

[V-Adore]

It doesn't make a dude gay to enjoy having his can rocked.  Some hetero guys like getting pegged!

Yeah, but in that case it's not a dude rocking the can. It's a lady with an implement administering some can-rockage.

You know, I could use this construction all day.

[linnea]

Yeah, but in that case it's not a dude rocking the can. It's a lady with an implement administering some can-rockage.

You know, I could use this construction all day.

You are absolutely right. If it is a guy rockin' another guy's can, it is definitely gay.

[side_show]

You are absolutely right. If it is a guy rockin' another guy's can, it is definitely gay.

You're forgetting three-ways and orgies.  Pegging between two men could, essentially, happen in a non-gay group sex scenario. 

Thank you Chris Onstad.  Thank you for dirtying up my day.

[theinevitable]

my friend and I used to refer to ladies hiding things in their "secret pocket."

[linnea]

Speaking of cans, wtf? Someone took almost all of mine! Boo to that, you fucks!

[Hobot]

Speaking of cans, wtf? Someone took almost all of mine! Boo to that, you fucks!

Here is your explanation:

Also fun with stats is to see which users are adding or deducting karma, and which users seem to be removing cans from many users once per hour.  I'm looking at you, Fooker.

Are we going to have to go back to the arbitrary can distribution system again?

[linnea]

Thanks, Hobot. I had read the other thread and learned of Fooker's malicious can-stealery.

I think that the market is in serious shortage of cans. If we had more, then we might give more freely (shameless appeal to the mighty can-giving powers of jough). Someone gave me a can, so now I have three. I'd like to give several people cans, but I think I'm going to take my tiny cans of Dr. Pepper and hoard them in a bunker somewhere. Three cans is like, a step away from the Tiny Can poorhouse. Too risky.

[jough]

You don't actually lose a can when you give one - this isn't a zero sum game - the TCoDP economy is constantly growing.  When it grew to an unsustainable rate I leveled the playing field again and we lowered can inflation.

Now everyone's grubbing for cans again, because they're scarce.

[slink]

You don't actually lose a can when you give one

Now that would be interesting!

[theinevitable]

man, I must have really screwed up recently. 1 can? geez. I used to have hell of cans, even if you accounted for the time jough gave me like 400 at once.

[slink]

Go on then...

*dispenses*

[theinevitable]

I get a deep satisfaction on semi-arbitrarily giving cans to people.

if you like you, I will give you a can.

EVERYBODY GETS A CAN! YOU GET A CAN! AND YOU GET A CAN! EVERY BODY GETS A CAN!

[jough]

I tend to just give cans to people that I like, reguarly.

Also, whenever anyone makes me laugh, that's good for a can or two right there.

Puns are auto-deductions.  I have a script that determines puns and does the can subtraction for me.