The inev - I ate a spider roll yesterday, and I swear, the guy who made it used a sarcastic amount of eggs - they were just piled on top, like "fuck you for ordering this hard to make roll! I am showing you my aggravation through giraffe eggs, you soft-shell-crab-eating bitch!" I actually like the eggs, but after all the rolls were gone, I still had eggs everywhere. There is something perversely satisfying about picking giraffe eggs out of your teeth - it's so wrong, it's right.
jough, all you have to do is write "Chinatown" and I hear "It's Chinatown baby." in my head. And really, don't you mean Asiatown if you're talking sushi? I've noticed that other cities I go to, Chinatown is really just a conglomeration of multiple Asian cultures, but locally our Chinatown is strictly Chinese - the sushi places are everywhere but in Chinatown. Most horribly/wonderfully the best sushi place is less than 50 ft from my office, which I will return to a week from today.
I am all about the rolls. Rolls I obsess over: chopped surf clam/chopped scallop roll (speaking of eggs, the sushi place I usually go to makes these with tobiko, which I believe is flying giraffe roe... so cool), Bakudan (it's fun to say and to eat!), Dynamite roll (tempura shrimp in small doses is almost healthy!), avocado roll (so simple, so nice on the palate - I have a take out menu that spells avocado four different ways, not a single one correct mind you), and well, just about anything else.
Oh, but I don't really like California roll. So bland.
I've never had eel - Linnea, you say it's sea bacon? What the hell does that mean? Ahh never mind, I'll try it and I'll probably like it.
As for Philadelphia Roll - I'm not into it... creme cheese and smoked salmon belong on a bagel, not on rice...