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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #30 on: September 01, 2006, 03:00:09 am »
Quote from: side_show on September 01, 2006, 02:59:02 am
See, I think V, like all us ladies of the board, just has memories of a certain Asian poster and his overly friendly private messages involving a certain raging boner,* and so any new poster who refers to anything Asian, is basically suspect. 

Does skitters have a furious ding-dong?  Hopefully he'll never show us, if he grows up to be like Mr. Q, maybe we will see it...  somewhere... on IRC... we all cower in fear at the possibility.

Skitters, you are welcome, as long as you do not bone me.  Or wear a tiny crown after boning.   Boning.  Bone...

* the term "boner" makes me feel so 6th grade. 


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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #31 on: September 01, 2006, 03:09:04 am »
Oh I don't think it's just the ladies, V.   That asian man had evil in his heart.

I don't think there was any manner of gender specific safety to be found.
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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #32 on: September 01, 2006, 03:22:04 am »
Yeah side show, we all got offered that bone.
I don't check my pms (how do you abbreviate 'private messages so it doesn't sound like a female issue?) here at uni any more by the way.
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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #33 on: September 01, 2006, 03:39:46 am »
No, I know the boys got it too, but I just think an image of such a raging boner sort of just sticks in a lady's head more than a gent's.  Or maybe it's just me.  It was more the expression on the guy's face - like he too was shocked at the size and girth of his member.  I need to stop talking about this now!

Welcome Skitters, we are a weird and wonderful bunch!
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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #34 on: September 01, 2006, 03:43:58 am »
Well guys will probably see fewer raging boners in their life than girls (as in less variety since most guys just see the same one over and over again) so you could argue that we  would be less used to it.
Plus the whole thing where if you look at even a molecule of another guys dick you catch teh ghey.
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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #35 on: September 01, 2006, 04:04:40 am »

  Well, I'm glad everything is alright then.
  And to be fair, the Japanese cartoon that gif is from is rather apalling in concept ( though not quite as bad as the little girls being chased by transformers with tongues thing... ) It makes me think some Japanese cartoonists are either inhumanly pure minded or quite twisted.

Quote from: side_show on September 01, 2006, 02:59:02 am
See, I think V, like all us ladies of the board, just has memories of a certain Asian poster and his overly friendly private messages involving a certain raging boner,* and so any new poster who refers to anything Asian, is basically suspect. 


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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #36 on: September 01, 2006, 04:23:08 am »
Ha!  See, Batman is all about studying up with Robin.  I hope you're thirsty Skitters, because you're about too do a tiny Dr. Pepper-bong.

Also, Doc, from having once been the counter girl at a porno video rental shop, I know men watch way more porn than women, and have therefor seen way more raging erections.  But don't worry, you're not gay if your imagining you're the guy... unless... it's a rusty trombone procedure, and you're the player... but I've said too much.
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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #37 on: September 01, 2006, 07:58:24 am »
Yeah SS, I knew it was a really weak argument, I just wanted to say something I guess.

Some friends and I decided ages ago that human sexuality is encompassed by the phrase 'everyone wants the cock' and the level of desire determined someone's sexuality, i.e. heterosexual males were satisfied with their own cock, heterosexual females had a healthy desire, gay guys were just greedy and lesbians were just in denial. I realise that saying lesbians are in denial is hell of politically incorrect but any other possibility violates the basic premise that everyone wants the cock.

I do not really think that lesbians are in denial about their sexuality board. Please do not think less of me.
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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #38 on: September 01, 2006, 01:01:43 pm »
Quote from: Doc on September 01, 2006, 07:58:24 am
Yeah SS, I knew it was a really weak argument, I just wanted to say something I guess.

Some friends and I decided ages ago that human sexuality is encompassed by the phrase 'everyone wants the cock' and the level of desire determined someone's sexuality, i.e. heterosexual males were satisfied with their own cock, heterosexual females had a healthy desire, gay guys were just greedy and lesbians were just in denial. I realise that saying lesbians are in denial is hell of politically incorrect but any other possibility violates the basic premise that everyone wants the cock.

I do not really think that lesbians are in denial about their sexuality board. Please do not think less of me.

Dammit, now I want to watch Chasing Amy.
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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #39 on: September 01, 2006, 07:39:19 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on September 01, 2006, 01:01:43 pm
Dammit, now I want to watch Chasing Amy.

Hm.  Doc's theory made me want to watch an entirely different kind of movie.

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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #40 on: September 02, 2006, 11:38:41 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on September 01, 2006, 01:01:43 pm
Dammit, now I want to watch Chasing Amy.

Damn, did I steal that from there without realising it, or is it just the lesbian connection?
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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #41 on: September 02, 2006, 02:53:09 pm »
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               BANKY
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You're still dwelling on the dyke,
aren't you?

HOLDEN
Lower your voice.

BANKY
What'd I tell you - she just needs the
right guy.  All every woman really
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is some serious deep-dicking.

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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #42 on: September 02, 2006, 03:51:55 pm »
Strap-ons: The lesbian community's concession that they crave the cock.

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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #43 on: September 02, 2006, 09:04:04 pm »
Quote from: Hobot on September 02, 2006, 03:51:55 pm
Strap-ons: The lesbian community's concession that they crave the cock.

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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #44 on: September 03, 2006, 02:42:05 am »
Quote from: Doc on September 01, 2006, 07:58:24 am
Yeah SS, I knew it was a really weak argument, I just wanted to say something I guess.

Some friends and I decided ages ago that human sexuality is encompassed by the phrase 'everyone wants the cock' and the level of desire determined someone's sexuality, i.e. heterosexual males were satisfied with their own cock, heterosexual females had a healthy desire, gay guys were just greedy and lesbians were just in denial. I realise that saying lesbians are in denial is hell of politically incorrect but any other possibility violates the basic premise that everyone wants the cock.

Well, I think that you're only describing half of a dual headed nature of sexuality.  What you said seems satisfactory, but I think, simultaneously, sexuality also craves a sea of gooey, lesbian-like, pseudo-sexual hugging, where maleness is an idea not even yet had:  a regression concept to accompany the ascension idea that you've detailed.

Perhaps some minds might define these things as a sexuality and an anti-sexuality, but it's my theory that the two are part of a whole.

Also, welcome, Pimp Skitters!
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