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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #45 on: September 03, 2006, 02:50:58 am »
Yeah, male insecurity has always been obsessed with their wee-wees, so they can't fathom how someone could be happy without one. Hence, the concept of "c*ck envy". Thinking that everyone wants the cock just because YOU do is facile, infantile, and just plain ridiculous. Oh, and Chasing Amy was a retarded film.
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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #46 on: September 03, 2006, 03:26:52 am »
Only a person who totally craves cock would write that.
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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #47 on: September 03, 2006, 04:01:03 am »
Seriously Linnea, as the person who brought pegging to the board I'd say you want the cock more than most.
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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #48 on: September 03, 2006, 04:30:54 am »
That is total bullshit! Straight guys love the cock, I have just brought it to one man in a new and interesting way (I just talk big when it comes to pegging as I have only ever pegged one guy, to whom I was engaged to be married at the time).  I'm sure that if I ever break my celibacy vows that I will end it by pegging the hell out of a guy who loves cack.
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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #49 on: September 03, 2006, 05:11:07 am »
Oh no denying, if you recall my theory was that everyone loves the cock, straight guys included. Just most straight guys can make do with the one they already have.
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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #50 on: September 03, 2006, 06:05:38 am »
so, you know how urinals sometimes don't have the little dividers? today a guy standing next to me looked at me, then just flagrantly looked at my Cack. There was no attempt at subtlety. Geez.
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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #51 on: September 03, 2006, 06:37:40 am »
He wanted you.  So bad.
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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #52 on: September 03, 2006, 05:32:52 pm »
A dude said nice things about my dick at a urinal before.  I didn't know what to say other than "Um, thanks."
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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #53 on: September 03, 2006, 10:51:02 pm »
The correct response in that situation is 'Amazing what they can do with plastic surgery today isn't it?' followed by a saucy wink.
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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #54 on: September 03, 2006, 10:56:58 pm »
"like what you see, sailor?"
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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #55 on: September 03, 2006, 11:01:35 pm »
"Pills weren't cheap, I can tell you that!" -hearty man chuckle- "But seriously, I can fix you up with one of these stretcher dealies... used a few times, a bit worn but once you're done you'll be running like a well oiled engine..."

I can imagine dick-compliments are one of those things ultra-macho guys do, similar to those dudes who will go "Ain't my girl a beaut" and then threaten to stab you for making a similarly lecherous comment on his girl. Only this time, it's "Swell pecker, man" followed by a "FUCK OFF FAG" when you offer to show them a little more.
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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #56 on: September 04, 2006, 06:39:39 pm »
From shy introductions to cock compliments.

From cute titties to designer eyewear.

Basically, TOUAMB at it's best.
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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #57 on: September 04, 2006, 08:22:35 pm »
judy-- also, non-macho guys who are just horny will do the first one. I was informed by a friend that "don't take this the wrong way, but ($techsupport) has a delicous rear."

Or do you mean they say that stuff about their own girl? Maybe.
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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #58 on: September 08, 2006, 04:13:51 am »
Wait, other people are using Wombat's SO term now on this board? I'm not sure how I feel about that.
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Re: Is this where introductions go?
« Reply #59 on: September 08, 2006, 05:14:51 am »
I'm sorry. I just really love that term. I will pay royalties?
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